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chevysoldier

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  1. So far I'm liking it. Hadn't planned on staying up this late, but now I gotta finish this movie.
  2. np. Hopefully you figure it out it soon.
  3. On STZC right now. Don't know if it's any good but the kid hit some zombie chick in the head with a toilet tank lid lol
  4. Every time I see your avatar it cracks me up.
  5. Did you try voltage drop testing? http://www.aa1car.com/library/voltage_drop_testing.htm
  6. No. Can you? Of course the thought never crossed my mind...
  7. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2112027/icymi_girl_can_scratch_the_inside_of_her_eyelids/
  8. I have 2 Alltrade shop stools. Swivel top, 29" tall. The only issue is someone taped up the top around the edge on each. I found them online for $50 new. Asking $10 each. I also have 2 wooden barstools. 24" tall. Really nice shape. $10 each.
  9. I got this in an email, so yeah I ctrl+c'd and ctrl+v'd it. The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. > > > St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. > > > We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.' > > > Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was.' > > > St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. > > > First: > > > What two days of the week begin with the letter T? > > > Second: > > > How many seconds are there in a year? > > > Third: > > > What is God's first name?' > > > Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.' > > > Forrest replied, 'Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'? Shucks, that one is easy.... That would be Today and Tomorrow.' > > > The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer.. > > > How about the next one?' asked St. Peter. > 'How many seconds in a year? > > > Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, 'but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.' > > > Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?' > > > Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.. ' > > > > 'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter. 'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. > > > Let us go on with the third and final question. > > > Can you tell me God's first name'? > > > 'Sure,' Forrest replied, 'it's Andy.' > > > 'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. > > > 'Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?' > > > 'Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,' Forrest replied. 'I learnt it from the song, > > > ANDY WALKS WITH ME, > > > ANDY TALKS WITH ME, > > > ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.' > > > St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: Run, Forrest, Run.'
  10. Welcome. My sister lives in Perrysburg.
  11. Welcome. And Nijas are better than Ningas. (Don't take anything too serious here. Everyone likes to poke some fun at the newbs. If you can take it, you'll fit right in.)
  12. Yeah but I'd rather someone that could use them get them. Sorry, don't have any.
  13. If you're interested, shoot me an offer.
  14. $10 bucks for the set. I know someone needs these.
  15. If that's the case and it works for you, nothing against that. I work on my own stuff so I see the side many don't see. When I buy cars, I buy them on ability to work on them.
  16. Until you have to work on it.
  17. They are still crap.
  18. Wow. Horrible and what a sad way to start off my day. This is one reason dogs are so awesome. He put himself in between his master and the perceived threat. Makes me miss my dog....
  19. I don't care at all for Audi.
  20. You must really be bored.
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