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I knew it

Why? We are fatter now than we were 50 years ago.

I Second that. lulz You even have plenty of places for people to crash afterwards.

It was funny to watch 40 place settings get ripped off the table though!

I first thought you meant a woman was talking on a cell phone while "attending" a Chaplin movie. Now I see what you meant. Maybe it was a little radio and she was talking to herself? "Oh come on, how did you miss that pass!"

I don't know if it was off just a little bit from being even with the table or not. They even tried pulling it out going 100mph and couldn't do it. They figured it was fake and ended up performing it by cheating.

Just watched the original video. It is tied to the tail, almost level with the table so that isn't it.

See what?

HAHA, that was funny.

Turn on Mythbusters on the Discovery channel right now. They are testing this myth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODuZgoFY9qA

Welcome to ORDN.

That's one way to say it...I guess....

Glad your okay dude. Had it not been out of gas or you didn't have to clean the carbs, you coulda been in a world of hurt. It's funny how sometimes stuff will piss you off then later you look back and say "Damn I'm glad it happened that way"

Happy Birthday Man!

@ both of you

Maybe he is seeing another midget on the side?

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I have a feeling that being only 4 days away, you might not get too many people. Most need more notice for something like this, to pick up ammo and such.

wut?

I forgot the party was Saturday. My kid is trick or treating on Thursday though.

Hmm...this sounds like a good time.

I see what you did there. Rep to you! hahaha

Hope he is found and returned soon.