dmagicglock

I figured I'd get a lotta funny answers, but I am seriously asking. The new girl can't be on birth control, so I'm stuck with using them. Please keep this thread work safe, so I can keep reading it

is there such a thing as a work safe thread about condoms?

still good as the day my grandpa bought em

none

the ol' pull and pray eh!?

i hope they impounded it and turn it into a DARE vehicle

magnums have always worked well for me

thats like telling a hot chick not to dress slutty in order to not get raped... :???:

lol jk

what about a gay guy who smacks a straight man's ass and then gets beat up?

FMLA and STD are different, FMLA protects your job, STD pays you.

what!? std's never pay

just ask this guy, syphilis face!

that's amazing! It reminds me of this costume that I saw a few years a go... the guy was dressed up like a feakin recliner! You couldn't even tell he was there when he sat down... srsly.

did you accidently sit on his face?

yeah you can get FMLA leave, but it doesn't mean that they have to compensate you for your time off.

my wife had a ton of paid maternity leave(6 weeks, not including her 6 weeks of paid vacation time she took)... my company gave me 2 days off and pissed in my coffee

Aw c'mon bud, thats awful quick exit to such a interesting convo, figured a picture of a dude holding a brain flag could come back with somthing better than just a 9th grade insult.... or maybe its just that those damn buells with a good rider kick some ass? (oh yeah I pefer to be a snap on if i come back as a tool)

its not just any brain flag... thats janitor who is president on "the brain trust" -scrubs

Anyhow, I don't mean to be sippin' on haterade, I was just being sarcastic in my first comment. I don't dislike buells, I think they've made some interesting innovations and I hate to see them go. I hope another manufacturer picks them up.

I can just see Lt. Dangle enforcing these laws...

Casper, I think I found our next user for that "tool" award you were talking about.

I used to like you

haha sorry an obama joke was a low blow

ohh we're posting cartoons now? well my gift to you is the greatest video of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVMKBOANOc0

yeah but fonzie you got a community award... you're like the barack obama of "ohio riders"

I confused :???: wasn't it worthless before they went under? whats the difference?

kenya police ftw!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcJqA2bdIyc&feature=related

I like how you leave him pos rep justin to prevent him from going red with the ensuing shit storm of neg rep he's going to recieve

+1. I think she got a little embarrassed by her pic thread.

was this an epic thread I missed?

rip...

wow that looks awesome

There is an old fucking NAKED lady at the end of that. Did you NOT notice it!?

umm yeah, thats why I posted it! zing!