Obviously you haven't ridden with a OR a lot*... it's "ride somewhere, get gas and talk for 20 minutes, ride for 30 minutes, stop and talk for 40 minutes, ride for 15 minutes, stop for lunch for 1 hour, ride for 20 minutes" It'd take 6 hours to get down to columbus... unless JRM, R1, or speedy are leading *this is purely meant as playful not mean