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  1. Derek goes to get on a bus to go watch a movie and decides to get a drink at the water fountain.

     

    2009:

     

    Derek goes to get on a bus to go watch a movie and decides to get a drink at the water fountain.

     

    1959:

     

    Derek has to sit in the back of the bus, can't go to the movie theater because it is an all white one and is forced to drink from a shitty water fountain when there is a nice white one right next to it. He then whistles on his way back home while passing a white woman and is hanged.

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  4. World pussification: (not my writing)

     

    HIGH SCHOOL -- 1959 vs. 2009

     

    Scenario 1:

     

    Jack goes quail hunting before school a nd then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

     

    1959 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

     

    2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

     

    Scenario 2:

     

    Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

     

    1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

     

    2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

     

    Scenario 3:

     

    Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

     

    1959 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

     

    2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.

     

    Scenario 4:

     

    Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

     

    1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

     

    2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

     

    Scenario 5:

     

    Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

     

    1959 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

     

    2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

     

    Scenario 6:

     

    Pedro fails high school English.

     

    1959 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

     

    2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

     

    Scenario 7:

     

    Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

     

    1959 - Ants die.

     

    2009 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

     

    Scenario 8:

     

    Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

     

    1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

     

    2009 -Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

     

    My sentiments exactly.

     

    TL;DR The world is turning into a bunch of pussies.

     

    Discuss.

  5. pure gold

    I would skip Mid-Ohio for your first day. It's a world class facility, but fast, expensive, and garbage in the rain. Even with good weather, it would be like losing your virginity to Megan Fox; super fun, but ultimately you wouldn't know enough to really exploit the experience for all it's worth.

  6. No problem guys. I'm glad everyone had a good time. Thanks again for coming out. I will be sending out an email to all who attended but still waiting on some more pictures from my cousin. Feel free to download, print, distribute the pictures freely. All yours free of charge for attending our event! Here's what I have so far:

     

    http://media.torquedracingsolutions.com/Track-Days/Nelson-Ledges-June-2011

     

    Here's a youtube video of my first session. Took it pretty easy for the most part as it was misting and seemed pretty slick.

     

     

    Also I should have registration up for the october Nelson Ledges event in about a month or so. However, the next TRS event is at Putnam Park Road Course on September 9th. I will have more information on this event within the next week or so. I'm mailing the contract and deposit today!

     

    ~how much would Putnam be?...........a coworker of mine orgasms whenever I utter the words Putnam Park to her...She had her 1st spin there at T10 (and didn t even hit the wall!) ....I too had my 1st spins at Putnam (T1, T7 and T9)

  7. Rich,

    Looking pretty good man. Your line is pretty good throughout. There are several spots you're leaving time on the table but it looks like just erroring on the side of caution. For instance T2 is INSANELY fast when you get it right, Visually there's no way you think that you could go through T2 as fast as you can, but it's a huge risk reward scenerio trying to get more time there.

     

    Only thing to note, Next time you're there work on the Carosel. You're too tight, too early on the turn, leading to a very early apex, nearly dangerously early in a couple of instances I saw in that video. Sorry I wasn't there or we could have worked on that some. You need to stay out about mid track or even further in some cases until you're ready to attack a very late apex and shoot down the straight. There's one lap where you almost do it right then you go back to your other (bad :D ) line the next few laps. You'll gain a ton of exit speed and speed down the straight by changing things up through there.

     

    Most people turn too early for T1, you don't and are doing very well there.

     

    Andy

     

     

    I was struggling on the Carousel indeed. I never could figure it out. My exit speed was ~85mph at best there

     

    I figured T1/2 to be a single corner so a later turn-in would benefit me...a light tap on the brakes and a little hint of trail-braking worked well there for me.

    For T3 (what you called T2), I did notice that I could it much faster since I was tracking out at the inside of the track.

    The kink is pretty dangerous when taken right. One time, I took it almost flat-out and I was banging off the 4th gear limiter (~120-125mph I think on my car). A lot of people were chickening out way more than I was there and I was catching them quickly by the time I had to brake for T12, which I think is the most fun corner

     

    thanks Andy!

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