MidgetTodd

Me bang you so good, me love you long time.

Yup, that's where our shotguns sit in the rack

Fairly accurate, however if there's fire and liquor involved ill come out at about 60

My midget balls get frostbite too easy

You've not lived until you've been penis whipped or cold "cocked" by a midget

I so win!

Shit I'd traumatize the bastard. Tell him I'm gonna penis whip him if he moves then start jerking off. Yea I'm a dick like that

I challenge you to a duel

Prolly wont complete the whole ride

It's April Fools, dude don't get trolled

If its over 70, I'll think about it

Professional Tire and Radiator in Parkersburg has a shitload of them. Basic Stock to Wild Lifted

70+, 0 chance of rain, sunny, less than 100 miles, between 1 and 4, no hiway. Yep those are my terms lol

Cold burrr

I compounded my left femur in a car accident and my career wasnt ended. Rod and screws, now if I have an accident again though....that rod isn't gonna give and I'll surely be fucked

The Vice President says buy a shotgun

Bike is in pieces. Originally, took the bike completely apart because the trans was acting funky. Keep a long story short, some dogs are worse than others on gears. At this point, I could get a 3 gears new, plus a shift fork, for about $500. But, eventually all the dogs will be in poor condition. So, instead I thought to just undercut the dogs and fix it that way. Called a place and they quoted at 375 for whole tranny. Didn't know if there was any local place that could handle the job.

You're putting that into a bike that's barely worth 1000?

Have you thought about parting it out on eBay and getting a new bike?

Thats fixed by rider skill, and he has a Buell Blast. Not really a race bike

Why? Not being a smartass, seriously why?

Count me in.

Look who's back from the dead.

Paint girls gone wild interviews on the side

Well they only weigh 7000 and that would look high class redneck

I don't mind if I lose some braincells I just wouldn't want to smell anything. I would love to be an asshole and tow one to work and take a shitload of spaces

well they are 36' long with the tounge

I was making a joke about cheap campers leaking.

We put countless tubes of caulk on the roof of our 1973 mini-wini Browns Bus. Ours cost $600 though.

Didn't the FEMA trailers have formaldehyde issues?