I give you a B+ for effort, an A if you are not an Obama supporter and an A+ if you at some point attend one of our gatherings with proof of your claimed rank. We've had a lot of frauds and liars here, one that makes claims like yours are the worst kind to find have been made up. We may be a bike forum but unlike other forums we are quit tight knit and have a strong resect for our military and our guns.
With the quality and experience and fetish level of the women we bring, I'm really doubting you can bring a youngin that will even make a blip on our radar son.
All due respect and shit, I know of those times. I come from a military family. I pick my battles based on entertainment value, douchebag level, boredom level and effort required. This met all requirements, especially the douchebag level one