My penis is not small, it's tactical. You see smaller targets are harder to hit so therefor my penis has the tactical advantage on you biggers. It will not get the crabs, clap, aids, herp ect near as easy because it has less susceptible surface area. And let's face it, I'm a midget, so what you call small.....well hangs to my knees and every man and woman alive wants a penis that hangs to the knees so I win again.