MidgetTodd

I have no picture to post.

So I'll sit back while you picture my post.

I would probably make an appearance

Btw, Is this what you were looking for...

If I did that you'd never leave and well I got shit to do

Well now, Jbots snuff film scenes were not on my short list

And well, they wont be added either

You are actually right.

Um duh, I'm always right when it comes to odd shit and how to kill without a trace

That's the fastest way for the body to absorb alcohol. Well by putting alcohol in your ass not semen.

Unfortunately this is also true, we are treating kids for alcohol poisoning because of this. They have figured it out and are soaking tampons in liquor and inserting them in the back door. That way they can be drunk at school and other places without the smell on their breath. Woman that don't like the taste of beer and liquor are also doing it

Doesn't matter when it injected into the ass

Actually, it does. The intestines are highly absorbent of nutrients, medicines, poison ect. That includes Glutten. That's why suppositories work so well and many meds are given rectal when the patient is vomiting regularly.

It is also the best way to kill a person with no trace, a 1/1000 Epi suppository.

You're welcome

I'll send it to you Kev

Here, I'll help - insert tab MT into slot NC.

:sex:

I'm not that easy, seriously.

There has to be something in it for me that I've not experienced before......and that list is somewhat short

well 2 hands is better than one.

I thought it was 3

1. Men dont care what they look like...even if they have to roll them back up.

2. Size does matter. A yacht is better than a canoe.

Completely and totally wrong on number one

Mostly wrong on number two

well shit, when does that happen

Uh, when we have the Cleveland party in January. But we are moving it to Indy and Feb this year so I guess it will now be called Indy Drunk.

because I've known guys who were small and last longer than 30 secs and probably knew how to use it but i still couldnt feel shit.

Well you know, there's two theories on that.......

Just an fyi when a girls ask you to show..

1. firm only

2. Size matters

We have standards and we can be picky

1 firm requires assistance and we never demand firmness on your Picts

2 size should not matter. It could be the hugest thing you've ever seen and even make a horse jealous but if it only last 30seconds and doesn't even know how to use it then what good is it?

I didnt see shit a couple weeks ago.

Because we were not Cleveland drunk, there's a big difference

Thank you. The pain is incredible. I wasn't expecting this.

Diloted and Goat Piss, you're welcome.

well then maybe if you post pics then maybe Gen will too!

She's been Cleveland drunk with us already, I've seen that show

It's those never come around people that keep asking for the pic

My wife and I wana come... Special powers include, but are not limited to, amazing beer consumption, foolishness, and I'm told that when I get black-out-drunk, I levitate... Never seen it myself but... To be expected. So would this mean you guys would share a bed?!?! lol... If I am denied, I'm going to have to request an investigation and possibly press charges.

Pretty sure they want to hear more about the wife than you

^^I've actually just decided this was a really bad idea, we might actually get some.

Yes, we men folk are not as stingy as you women folk

Pics?

sorry j/k... as much as people ask for pics i couldnt resist.

Flaccid or firm?

Oxymoron: Perfect Woman

Maybe so but that chick from the Transformers movies is close enough for me

I'm a grower not a shower

weird how guys make women bitches...

Whoa cowgirl, that's un called for!

There's even lesbians that are bitches so the common denominator in the equation is women. Men are innocent in this.

There's a reason for the term SOB

:werd:

Yep they had midget raslin Saturday night, if we wouldn't have gone to Nashville I would've been there for SURE!

I knew a girl once who didn't shave.

Don't know her no more