MidgetTodd

I absolutely love batshit crazy women

I'm 5'7, is that unusually short? It's an ongoing joke that is funny every time we have new members to meet. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "you're taller than I expected"

You otta see me in stilettos

Being a midget has its benefits. 1) I can honestly say my pecker hangs to my knees, you biggers are lying when you say it! 2) doing a midget is on every woman's bucket list, it's good to be a bucket list item! 3) every woman loves doggie style, I can do doggie style standing up. No cramping and far better jackhammer action. They come back for that. 4) I'm eye level with the bewbs! I can stare all day long and not be rude

I'm taller laying on my back with an erection

It was sabotage, he did it himself

Shhhhh! That's part of the funny when I meet people for the first time

But Jbot doesn't wrench? He trades sexual favors to Pauly for wrenching

Jealousy will only get you made fun of

wait what? I am taller than you

You fuggers can't keep anything secret. Don't hate on me cuz I got more game than you.

That's why you have a midget in your toolbox

My getting freaky playlist contains no porno music, it never gets a girl in the mood unlike the movies would suggest.

Worse is better

Then it's righ on track

Lol, no pics get taken

WRONG! The clean up is one more part of the fun, read erotic shower nozzle play

I think that would burn a lil when other activities happn

Oh don't get me wrong lots of alcohol is involved too

It's not sticky at all, it's jello that is made for the tub. Not food jello And the tub is indoors, outdoor are fine in cold too

Oh Im sure you can figure that out. I'm pretty sure I have the patent on the jello filled hot tub........among other kinky things

Why run or distract? Participation is soooo much more fun, and rewarding

Have a drink and be patient, it really isn't that hard.

Orly, please tell me she's and insecure train wreck with daddy issues! Those are my favorite