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MidgetTodd

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  1. Almost every one on bath salts goes to ICU and sedated for 5 days as thats how long it can take to get out of their system and it usually causes respiratory failure so I get to intubate them ,even if fully conscious :) , on the way to the hospital. And when I go to get one I'm usually accompanied by a gaggle of cops with leather hard knuckled gloves and tasers. Subject is generally beaten senseless and tased 4 to 6 times by the time they drag him or her to my squad because the dipshits always wanna fight. Better entertainment the Jerry Springer show really and not gonna lie I sometimes get a chubby watching the cage match style beat down.

  2. 1) I'm considered an ass most the time.

    2) I'm a damn good shot even half asleep at 3am when my door gets opened.

    3) I usually don't "proof read" what I'm about to say because I don't care how it makes you feel.

    4) I'm an open book with no shame, wanna know something just ask.

    5) I like sex 8-10 a day and it's difficult to find a girl to keep up and why I'm usually late everywhere because we stop and play somewhere along the way.

    6) I eat massive amounts of pasta.

    7) I eat at every Waffle House I can.

    8) When you think I'm joking, chances are I'm not.

    9) I love my job because I love blood, trauma, broken bones and human suffering. Yet I'm prolly the one you'd most want on the squad comming to get you

    10) I would kill anyone in a split second for hurting my daughter and the body would never be found.

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  3. keep the one u need the most.

    :D

    I always have 2 out and ready. Sometimes you just need that special one thats quiet or shoots really far or leaves a really big hole.
    If you need one at 3AM you shouldn't use your own.

    I'm just a call away.

    I have a throw away and you on speed dial.
    Then what good is it if it's locked in a safe? :nono:

    The special purpose, rarely used and extras are in safes not my everydays.

  4. Did you spot me? :eek:
    It's her stalker ex boyfriend
    Charmin prolly has top notch mouthpussy. It's like a sixth sense with me. I can tell the quality by how they pronounce words and the way movement of their tongue.

    The R1 guy was texting her saying he was high and making 180 passes hoping something jumped in front of him. I don't know about you but he sounds like an Emo Fag to me.

    He's more a prepy Afliction kinda douche, and she doesnt swallow. I know.

    :lol: r1 Guy sounds pretty awesome. Can he come to the next shoot?
    He will drive by stalker style
    You prolly know him or at least his brother and/or dad.

    They've not been out shootin when Kawi has been here.

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