Alright, at risk of loosing points off my man card I'll bail you out here. A billboard you cheap ass. With the new digital billboards that are up everywhere now it is cheap and easy to rent a billboard for a day or two and many are doing valentines specials. Nothing says I'm better than the other guy and your friends men than a huge neon sign on the highway that she and all her friends will pass on the way to work. Another plus is in my case not only does the new girl Jodi drive the planned route to work, so does her ex and my ex sooooo... I rented 2 along the way to make sure they all saw em $99 dollars wisely spent.