From the story: 'The Road Traffic Act contains an offence of "careless, and inconsiderate, driving" and, according to Crown Prosecution Service policy, that could include driving through a puddle to splash bystanders. Courts may impose fines of up to £2,500 for such an offence.' Damn. I did that to someone up by the Columbus convention center once, when I was about 17. Laughed my ass off.