Well I would start by paying 100000 homeless people $1000 to move to D.C. and all set up camp right out front of the white house. Then, run for president. Have Obama, Osama and Fran Drescher killed. Embezzle more money, resign and get pardoned by my V.P. who is now the POTUS (BY the way it's either be Carrot Top or Dean Cain. Either way you get a crazt redheaded comedian or Superman) and buy Daytona International Speedway and build a house in the infield. Either that or hookers and blow. Still undecided. Oh and a pony!