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They said u got huge stones lol

When u get out kid?

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I just wanna say that I hope that little pissant that shot the Zanesville cop and his K-9 partner is getting shanked or repeatedly gang-raped in the showers right now. Following is from wbns10tv.com A man suspected of shooting a Zanesville police officer and his canine partner was taken into custody Monday afternoon in northeastern Ohio. Dominick Conley was arrested in downtown Canton shortly after 1 p.m. by police and an FBI task force, 10TV's Angela An reported. Conley, 20, is accused of shooting Officer Mike Schiele and his canine partner, Bosco, Sunday night near the corner of Cliffwood Avenue and Indiana Street in Zanesville. Schiele, a 6-year veteran of the department, was treated and released Monday from Grant Medical Center in Columbus, while Bosco was being treated at The Ohio State University Veterinary Hospital. On Monday afternoon, veterinarians said the dog had suffered paralysis to its front legs, but was showing some movement in its hind legs, 10TV's Jeff Hogan reported. According to police, Schiele was attempting to serve Conley with a warrant when a struggle ensued and the officer released Bosco to assist. As Bosco approached, Conley allegedly opened fire, hitting the dog in the neck. Then, police said, Conley fired at Schiele, hitting him the leg. "If our suspect had not fired two shots at Bosco, it's safe to say he would have fired at Patrolman Schiele," said Zanesville police Sgt. Ric Roush. After the shooting, police said, Conley carjacked a nearby woman who had her 10-day-old baby in the back seat, An reported. Conley later let the woman and her child go, but then broke into a home where he held six people at gunpoint before fleeing to Canton, police said. Prosecutors said Conley will be charged with 11 counts, including kidnapping and assaulting a police office, An reported. Elevated charges could be filed if the dog dies from its injuries. It's punks like this that make me happy I carry a gun and know how to use it. Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil. For I may not be the baddest motherfucker in the valley. But I'll put 2 in your chest and 1 in your head to prove I'm badder than you. Here's to Officer Mike Schiele . Glad you are doing well. and for Bosco. Good boy, gett better.

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Obviously my "fail" was a 2 part reference. Cause it's WORD association not WORDS and there was a failed diamond heist in Westerville a while back.

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Alot of the laws similar to that are very vague. I mean, in one city oral sex is illegal to receive. Does it mean it's legal to give?

Just some crazy laws from dumblaws.com I started with some in Ohio amd moved around the country. The worst thing is. You realize that these laws weren't just pulled out of thin air. They were made cause someone did this stuff. Bexley Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. Cincinnati Anal intercourse is banned. Oxford It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. Ironton Catch 22 is banned. And from the rest of this great country of ours... Columbus, GA No one may tease an idiot. (Wait, I went to basic at Ft. Benning right next to Columbus. This law had to have been broken!) Roswell, GA The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured. State of New York The penalty for jumping off a building is death. State of Texas A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Dallas, TX It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos. Texarkana, TX Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. State of Florida If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. and... Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Hialeah, FL Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor. Tampa, FL Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”. New Britain, CT It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire. State of Minnesota All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. (Especially the hairy ones who without them look like they are wearing sweaters! My .02) State of Michigan No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison. and... Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. Harper Woods, MI It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. New Orleans, LA It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. Haddon, NJ No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex. Well, hope this lightened your day a little.

This is what I get for not paying attention to recent posts. Anybody got any wings?

Hey, looks like she went for the more familiar looking end to put her mouth up to

Trade a hooker for some blow

Hey, I got a patch kit for her dangit she's back!

The death of Billy Mays hit me harder than the death of MJ. First thought, "what am I gonna watch at 4:30a.m. on Tuesday morning????"

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My girl wants to know if the one who stayed on the longest got a prize.

I've got Billy Currington tonight where I work at Screamin Willies then have to work the Seton Parish Festival all weekend acuse our company's owner goes there. Fun.