So I felt guilty that the family was going to the zoo and I was once again going riding. So an early morning text message to blow off my riding buddy starts my day. I then load up my three excited kids and head to the zoo. I have a decent age gap from 4, 7, and 12 years of age and am still amazed that the damn kids spent more time looking at stupid shit and not the fuggin animals! Step after anxious step to each animals area only to watch them run over and push stupid lighted buttons on the wall or look at posters on the wall. NICE huh. "Hey Son, look at the gorilla he is beating his chest right in front of us!" "Dad can we go pet the goats now?" "WTF you can see damn goats anywhere this is a friggin GORILLA!" "Hey look dad, a bird just ate the bread that was on the ground" ARHHHHHHHHH I should have went riding today! But It was a nice day out at the zoo.