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Doomking

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  1. Not sure I would post blonde jokes and then misspell blonde in the title of the thread.

    Fortunately for me English is may second language, and if it wasn't for spell check probably you would read more misprints.

    However,if you wish, I can post a message in Italian and it would look much better and less offensive to you since instead of enjoying the silly joke, you had to point out something so irrelevant.

    By the way ...are you also blonde ?

  2. Harbor Freight has a all aluminum rear wheel stand.

    After a 20% coupon that I found in Cycle World magazine, it brings the grand total out the door at $41.06

    Is it good a good deal worth buying it, or are there other stands for the same or better price ?

  3. This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these

    blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she

    decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

    While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint

    a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband

    leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

    Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of

    paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the

    floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka

    and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she

    if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that

    she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she

    wanted to do it by painting the house.

    He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She

    replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it

    said..

    "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

    :D

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