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Mr. Jones

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  1. See you at the spring track day brosef. White Whale will still be it's quiet stock self and get 28-30mpg on the way there. :dumb:
  2. Better be with an LS1. Stock Whales LOVE to chomp on cute little LT1's. :dumb:
  3. Sun going down in the middle of the Atlantic on our way to Europe (Transatlantic cruise): Never felt so isolated, and yet so peaceful. Much later when everyone was sleeping, roaming around the ship's adult pool: Can't wait to get back on the water again. :no: Oh, our 50mpg+ BMW Rental we picked up in Spain. Would make an outstanding daily here!
  4. Keep dreaming son. Better ask vast about getting launch control flashed and maybe a serious clutch. No, I will not roll race you either. :dumb:
  5. In all seriousness, hoping to attend some more track days this year. Twas fun hanging out with the CR peeps and such. Recently found out that the initial tune on the white car was very very conservative. Should have a Rev2 flash soon and hopefully I can break into the 14's like all the cool kids!
  6. My cars are all stock & slow.
  7. Mr. Jones

    Headphones.

    Bose Quiet Comfort 15. Yes, they are more than $100, yes they are worth it.
  8. SUV's should have NyQuil dispensers in the rear seats. Sort of like a hamster water feeder. Make it taste like bubblegum instead of rotten green ass of death, and voila. Travel made easy.
  9. Rain/Wet is 85%+ of all days in the UK. What do you want ? :dumb:
  10. Well obviously both are at a disadvantage. Not as if the BMW has AWD & "rain tires" on.:lolguy: But yes, the bike definitely gets bit in the ass much harder. Dude was brave to have a 4000+lb sedan on his tail on a wet track. Almost RIP Bike & Pilot.
  11. Tell that to this fucker: http://radiofreethinker.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/pope-benedict.jpg http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0810/fossils-bible-jesus-god-stupid-atheist-christian-scientists-demotivational-poster-1225320813.jpg
  12. While I do appreciate you're (feeble) attempt to balance the inevitable destruction of the human race as we know it, your attempt is a drop in a bucket. The social degenerates are replicating at a rate that those with IQ's above 100 just can't touch. Eventually your offspring will be consumed in the feeding frenzy of the stupid. God Speed Johnny, God Speed!
  13. [Player Jones] Is wearing cloak of shitty loofa [Player Jones] Casts curse of creaky old F-Body on [Player Not Brian] [Player Not Brian] Takes 15 Damage.
  14. Glad I'm not the only person who thinks like this. There is nobody to keep our population in check besides mother nature. BRB, SuperHerpFlueSarsAidsItis coming soon.
  15. :lolguy: For $10,000,000 I'll guarantee your world ends a year from now. :gabe:
  16. +1 for what Scotty Said. Also, with bad / failing cell(s) it's not uncommon to see the voltage running higher than usual. Battery's that temporarily "seem" or test okay but have bad cells will drive a regulator crazy. Replace the battery, stat.
  17. Jones casts Troll Banish,10 damage to Troll Troll attacks with spell of Thread Derail, does 0 damage to Jones. Jones is wearing armor of Johnny Bravo's Hair. Jones casts GTFO, and troll is now out of thread. Success.
  18. Check out this BMW X3 I'm building: http://www.4x4wire.com/toyota/projects/roktoy5/assembly1.jpg Gonna be the fastest shit ever soon.
  19. It probably gets more miles put it on than the real one though. :dumb: <3
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