mhallam85

beach

Are you Hoes before Tebows?

Josh

First place! Finally.

oh you know the expensive kind...Natty light

Agreed. I think it has something to do with Jax's dad also. Perfect for this season where we all find out what really happen to his dad and why the club turned out the way it did.

yea just register again. I'm sure you can get it straighten out

About time!

google.com

100% Effective for rapist and wannabe's = "Don't turn this rape into a murder"

Yea I know Pastors do have a full-time job on their hands. I know they dont just work Sunday's. I know I could never be a pastor

agreed!

At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev. Roberto announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims "If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year, and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If Rev Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his children!" More sighs and loud applause.... Mary age 68, stands and announces with a smile, "If Rev Roberto stays, I will give him sex!" There is total silence. Rev Roberto blushing, asks her: "Mary, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?" Mary's 70-year old husband, Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: "F*ck him!''

Thank you Greg Jennings!

Lets go Greg Jennings! If he does ok ill beat Mr..Siggywiggys tonight....I was shocked to see our score so close. Glad you dont have anyone for the packers or bears!

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You could just look at their roster

I think ill keep my roster

WOAH! This is about Modern Family!! lol Suure Dexter is good but eh not worthy on this thread

im guessing it means if a woman had a husband before she wouldnt be looking for another one

Oh, this is too funny! Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', And possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, But the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low And somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, My secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, And by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better That at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , When Jane knocked on my door And said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, And it is your Birthday, What do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go Where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro With a private table. We had two martinis each And I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom For just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, After a couple of minutes, She came out Carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed By my wife, My kids, And dozens of my friends And co-workers, All singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch.... Naked If a woman is looking for a husband, she's never had one before.

iv seen better

Happy Birthday! Your pizza's are the best

Phil is my hero