'03VstarSH
-
Posts
181 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Store
Calendar
Posts posted by '03VstarSH
-
-
yummy
-
Can't you just run from the choppa?
-
Making your christmas list early, Casper?
-
For all those on here wanting to know about "that website"(we don't mention them by name. hehe), prepare yourselves for complete chaos. You might be disgusted or you might be amazed but you will definately be offended at some point.
-
Malwarebytes
Spybot
Malwarebytes is the big thing these days because some of the new malware is insidious and damn well hidden.
-
Well, the news of those neighbors of that dying girl has made members of a certain website go crazy. They are now doing what they do best. I'm not going to say the website because I don't mess with the beast but I think you know which website I'm talking about. Here's an article.
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/10/08/4chan-hunts-down-detroit-couple-taunting-dying-girl/
-
" Today’s hard-hitting investigative report from the Wall Street Journal: The new Sun Chips bags are loud. Like, really loud. The new bags are biodegradable and compostable (good), but as a result, are also more “crispy and crunchy” (bad). The poor Sun Chips fans who just want to be able to get a midnight snack without waking up the household have compared the sound of the crinkling bag to a “revving motorcycle,” the WSJ reports.
http://www.newser.com/story/98354/sun-chips-bags-louder-than-a-jet-cockpit.html
Guy measures decibels of SunChip bag:
-
"Frito-Lay hopes to quiet complaints about its noisy SunChips bags by switching out the biodegradable bags for the old packaging on most flavors."
"Groups on Facebook abound with names such as "I wanted SunChips but my roommate was sleeping..." and "Nothing is louder than a SunChips bag.""
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101005/ap_on_bi_ge/us_noisy_sunchips_bag
-
You ruined this one by not posting the entire thing.
My bad.
-
"A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."
"An SR-71 and crew were flying over Southern California when a bug smasher came on the airwaves in a dorky voice:
Cessna 152: Ground Control, What's my airspeed?
Ground Control: 100 at FL 100.
A few moments later a cocky voice came on:
Mooney M20: Ground Control, What's MY airspeed?
Ground Control: 240 at FL 240.
By this time the SR pilot was seething, but since communications were the duty of his new co-pilot, he remained silent. A few moments of radio silence passed, and in the calmest voice imaginable the co-pilot keyed in:
SR-71: Ground Control, What's our airspeed?
Ground Control: 1875 at FL 800.
There were no more speed checks called in that afternoon, and the pilot knew that he had a cool partner in the back seat."
"My friend says he was training an ATC rookie - I think he said it was out at Nellis AFB.
Anyway, one day this kid takes a call from an aircraft requesting clearance to FL 800 (80,000 feet)...
Rookie (dripping with sarcasm): "Okay, hotshot -- if you think you can take her that high, GO FOR IT!!"
Pilot of the SR-71 on the other end of the radio: "Roger Control; now DESCENDING from 100,000 feet to FL 800....""
-
i think it looks more like a cat........ the new england states would be the tail.
Ahh, so not only does it look like we are pissing on Cuba, we are turning our ass towards Europe. You might be right tho, that's why they are always snarky towards us.
-
Complete bullshit.........
Not just regular bullshit but Complete bullshit.
-
Maybe the problem was Casper was into some of the.......ahem.....well, you know:
-
Oh great!! Now, besides the bio-diesel made from french fry oil that smells like french fries, we have chicken smell. I picture mobs of fat ppl around like zombies.
-
Why they both look like $hit anyway
That would just be cool to read about. "Godzilla shits on capitol building!"
-
Well, I made it through my torture in the land of a$$ kissing.
Not very eventful. Didn't see Obama. That would have made the news. Stopped by the White House. Emptied the change out of my pocket, threw it over the fence and told Ol' Barack he can keep it. (Secret Service laughed @ me, guess they were too busy guarding a state dinner or something)
Got ROYALLY screwed over in pay. Told boss he shouldn't screw with people who carry guns for him. He took that as a threat. I told him it wasn't.
A threat would be... "I'm going to fu*king shoot you if you don't pay me"
So don't accuse me of that again or I'll fu*king shoot you.
He didn't laugh, I did. He tried to make me stay longer. I said hell no.
Saw the "touristy" sights.
Capitol
Museums
Monments
Homeless
Nightlife
Great Food
...and now I'm back. Yeah, not that eventful...
So then Godzilla showed up and ate Newt Gingrich.
The End
*sigh* Godzilla disappoints these days. I would have expected him to take a dump on the capitol building or white house lawn or something.
-
I take you on a journey back to 1984:
-
I will say that my pie taste awesome,I still eat my product from time to time even after looking at it after all these years..............................
Hmmmm........must resist urge to make disgusting comment.
-
Brains........not everybody has one. Even a zombie would say "WTF? Alright, who got ate this one and didn't mark it empty?"
-
Oh hell! It's that black hole they were worried about from the Large Hadron Collider! Doomsday is here! Flee! Flee for your very lives!!!
-
Idiocracy (trailer below...wanted to just embed the link, not the entire video...oh well) is easily one of my favorite movies. It tanked hard in theaters (blame FOX) and not many people know about it, but it's well worth seeing. The trailer sort of bills it as a zainy comedy, but it's really a very clever satire wrapped in an over-the-top setting. Anyone who is frustrated with how f'd the country is and how stupid people are nowadays....watch this movie
Actually, a story I heard is that Fox was not allowed to promote this movie at all because of the companies named in the movie, Starbucks-Costco-etc. They were supposedly told that if they tried to promote it, those companies would sue or perhaps FOX was afraid they would sue.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!!!!!
-
just read this. wow KK, your excuses for kinky ass pounding injuries are getting more and more lame
-
i thought it had to have a motor to get a DUI?
i wonder if crippled people can get DUIs for rollin down the sidewalk drunk in their manual powered wheel chairs, let alone the electric ones
Why yes they can:
Motorized wheelchair:
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090805-21059.html
Manual wheelchair:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL2233116920070522
-
"Police in central Pennsylvania say they arrested an Amish man on drunk driving charges over the weekend after he was found asleep in his moving buggy."
"An off-duty officer from nearby Quarryville reported seeing the horse pulling the buggy at a walking pace as it straddled the center line."
Can't even trust the damn horse!
So How Do You Guys Keep from Sliding Forward?
in Daily Ride
Posted
Well, if you're not easy on the brakes and scare the shit out of her, remember what she's holding.