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is there a market for second hand ass

yeah fellow forum jews...... enlighten us on your ladies sothern parts.

Whoa! Does the guard on the left look like she's saying "Mmm Hmm, I will be seeing you later tonight, my pet"?

Only cool if you don't have soft bags and fringe..

ok ok, you got me. i have the bags but no fringe!

Says the guy with a VStar..

Without a windshield, thank you very much.

Windshields on a bike=

Just sayin.

Whoohoo!! Cincinnati made the list.

George "I can't act my way out of a wet paper bag" Clooney. Nuff said.

I agree' date=' but that's why we have cable. If you want the skin flicks you should pay for them. If I want cartoon network I should pay for it. I don't have television, so it doesn't matter to me. I was just referencing how things went down when I was growing up. We could watch pretty much any channels we wanted to, except MTV and VH1, and my parents didn't care. We were in bed by 9 o'clock on school nights, anyway, but on the weekends the television was turned off by 10 o'clock. That seemed to be the defining line between "family tv" and "adult tv". We don't seem to have that definitive anymore.[/quote']

Oh, I don't know, they really don't start advertising KY, 1-900-hot-sluts, or sandwiches made by ppl that screw ovens(quiznos) until about 11pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIVpMXHqlk

I don't know what make me think of it, maybe the Muppet thing.

…Interestingly enough (or not so much) also known as a Sabot, from whence the words saboteur and sabotage are derived, although the exact etymological evolution is debatable:

I prefer Kim Cattrall explaining it in Star Trek VI. Vulcan Kim Cattrall:

The frog landed on a log that the dog had just left right next to the mythical bog.

i missed it

So did I

Shhh. Don't tell the other 2 but you guys really didn't miss it because it wasn't there, they were just high on drugs. Shhhh. j/k

scrog

1. v. to have wild and crazy sex.

3. Dirty. rancid, foul sex that falls beneath the level of fucking. Debasing sex that uses the other party.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scrog

Just hopping on the bandwagon.

Apparently you don't know my wife well enough yet; it'll take a whole lot more than a movie to go there

I think he was talking more about you receiving than giving. The catcher instead of the pitcher.

im sorry! i cant help it but i've been living in a box for 3 months!! my drill sgts actually let us believe that brad pitt died while we were in basic. and we believed it til the last week!!

oh that's cruel.

Psh!! Brad Piss: mediocre actor married to a psycho that looks like a large-mouth bass.

I had a good time. I got a 5 qt digital slow cooker ($10), a purse ($15), a tank top ($5), two pairs of tennis shoes (adidas & sketchers)($40 total), a george forman grill($10), a towel set (4 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, 4 wash clothes) ($17), a multimeter ($10), a small shopvac ($15), pair of jean shorts ($1), 4 planters (less than $3 each).... with additional coupons, I got all that stuff for less than $110.

I like that 3 in1 Mossberg. Nice package.

huh huh huh He said "package". huh huh huh

I live in between a cattle farm and a sheep farm "yea I know you thought I was joking about the sheep before" , a small hobbie goat farm and a corn field so theres several electric fences here . Anyway Kevin kept losing sheep to the coyotes so he got a new fence charger last summer and Im pretty sure its the same one in that story . Not going into details "no I wasnt hopin the fence for some sheep love" but that sumbeich works like a mofo , and he's not lost a lamb since. So I can see that story playing out just about like its written.

Lies!!!!

j/k

I don't believe it but, damn, that is some creative writing right there.

*golf clap*

Another aspect to this is to tell these type of ppl to quit posting their entire lives on crap sites like FB. They are little attention whores. Plus, there is the old philosophy "if your going to do something wrong, do not leave any evidence or witnesses".

Not to dump on the victims or the family, but what kind of podunk area is this?

"My mom came out and seen her the car there, and couldn't figure out why it was there. She walked over and seen she was slumped over, and she was gone," Mel Colgate said.

"saw"?

I was thinking this when I was reading. I had a hard time reading both comments in quotes.

"He's been about 30 feet ejected on to the concrete. He rolled thankfully in the grass a little bit,"

This being the other one. Wow...

Part of the problem with reading that article has to do with the complete illiterates that report for that website/news-station. At least, they managed to spell most of the words correctly.

Wow I feel like a retard at a candy shop right now. My body is going every which way, I can't focus on anything, and on top of that there is drool running down my chin!

Meth is a helluva drug! j/k

http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/Woman-Killed-Pulling-Into-Her-Driveway/5zyMAzlQXUe73F_H5uZVQQ.cspx

He was also drunk and riding like an ass.

So' date=' busting my nut on Lyns' torso would be accurate shooting and keeping all the spuge concentrated on her right nipple would be precision shooting? Just want to make sure I get this gun talk broken down in a language I understand. [/quote']

Epic!!!