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No, that's not the solution. I would't wish this on anyone. Maybe if the Title is WHY DO YOU BURN YOUR CAR TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND... I'd post there, but not sell.

When it's good it's good, but when it's bad...well it's my Grand Prix (insert predictable insult here) When it was young, it was fun to drive so I modded it, drove it to the track ran some 12's and drove it home. But one day it decided to start eating trannys, 4 to be exact and giving me all sorts of random problems. The newest was on my way to work this morning when I stopped to get gas. I noticed that my SECURITY light was on (oh no, I hope this doesn't mean it won't start later) against my better judgment I stopped anyway filled it up. Sure as shit, I go to start it, it runs for 10-15 seconds then stalls! FUCK! What car does that!!! SRSLY you stop to get gas then it doesn't start!? I'm assuming that it's all security related. So I'm going to try a security learn on it later, but fuck! I hate that car. I use to love getting in it, washing it, keeping it clean, and getting into a little action around town and at the track. But anymore I can't fucking stand it! I'd sell it, but I only owe a few more months on it and I don't want another car payment. I said to myself why not just get beater, but then I realized that this IS a beater, fucking pieces of shit! Rant/ BTW This is in the kitchen and not Tech help because I’m pissed right now and don’t give a fuck about fixing it. I HATE MY FUCKING CAR!!!

Yeah, the do have very restrictive hours, but lucky for me, they work great with my schedule. The bags are great, but what about "The Wall Of Pain"?

I'd have to agree with a few of them. Chip Foose and the GTR.

Yeah and CR doesn't tip well either. I've noticed that with strippers. If you don't tip them good right away, they don't come back...

WOW.... Imagine that a stripper with low self-esteem....

It's a good starting point, but don't let him off so easy. Here I made a few changes to your OP...

If was funny at first...but then well, it got annoying.

Are these still available? Have $0.00 in hand ready to make sale!

Oh' and no money down or closing cost!!! Just a stupid $500.00 "processing fee".

It was that low for a few reasons. Good timing mostly, I bought the house back in December of 02 and they had the interest rates real low because of 9/11 and the economy. Then I went through with a FHA loan and they were able to help get a lower rate since I had crazy good credit at the time, my beacon score was like 790. Ditching the realtor and looking on my own really helped. I found that there are a crap load of special GOV loans that you can apply for. There is a loan for urban development, if you want to look for houses outside the city they'll pay part of the mortgage up front to help reduce the cost of your loan/ payment, it's crazy. You can qualify for a lot if you take your time and just look. There almost out there like school loans, if you look you can find a great deal.

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/slap.gif Yeah, that's it...sorry about that!

yep! thats right .0325, three and a quarter.

X2! When I went looking for a house I found that people were trying to sell me a house, not help me find one. My realtor took me to a bunch of those new builds where you pay $700.00 a month for the first 2 years and then ("Becasue your income will go up" ) the monthly payment will be $1,200.! I'm sure it will go up, and it has, but it sure as hell didn't double. I'd imagine that a lot of people saw what they wanted to see and got roped into it. I on the other hand said fuck the realtor got online and started finding them on my own. I found a nice 3 bed room ranch for $110K. Got a KILLER interest rate .0325 thanks to the 9/11 bs when they were cuttin rate and now I comfortably live in my own home and pay about $200.00 less per month then my friends who rent pay.

LMAO!! I guy I work with somkes Marlboros and has this confused mullet deal going on. And now that you mention it he does smell like Stetson and wet basement... Tilly are you at my work? I've already scouted the perimiter and the OP is NOT here.

:wtf: How quickly we forget... http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2008/03/09/Snow09.ART_ART_03-09-08_A1_J39JB7Q.html?sid=101

Not bad at all I never thought I'd take a second look at a probe. But very well done! And yeah, don't take it too serious it's CR, in the Kitchen, On the internetz...shits tuff in here.

I like their comitment, they played a good solid minute of that shit...I guess sometimes it pays to hang in there.

Yeah, the hockey does drain you. But the conditioning with Boxing helps. I've been Boxing Thursday, Hockey Friday and back to Boxing Saturday..Shit the last 3 Sundays I've pretty much just been sitting on my ass recovering. But that should start to fade as I get in better shape. Oh' and the gym is called Sullivan Brothers. It's the same place you're talking about right off of Sawmill Pkwy in that strip mall. They are moving this weekend to a bigger building in that same strip mal so there will be a lot more room. It's not really a bad deal. I got 12 lessons there as a birthday present, but a month to month membership is only like $40-$45. Or you can just show up and pay $10.00 to work out there for as long as you want.

He'll still get to see it as he's watching over you...

Well JP, I've given it some thought and even though I don't really know you...I'm going to man up and help you out....The solution to your problem is...(drum roll please)...I'll take one off your hands. Now I know what you're thinking sloppy seconds, isn't classy. And I have to agree, but in this desperate time well you have to have someone to turn to. Think of it as wing man. I'll talk to the ugly girl so you can talk to her hot friend, it's the same thing here. You just let me know which one of the 3 is worse in the sack and I'll “distract” (aka fuck) her for the next few weeks. I know that still leaves you with 2 but I was thinking about that as well. And I think you'll have better luck convincing 2 girls to sleep with you at the same time vs. 3 girls. So let’s recap... 3 girls 5 nights a week turns into 2 girls at once 3 nights a week. That gives you 2 other business days to do other things. The offer is only good through this weekend, so let me know and good luck.

Fixed...

Becasue YOU were there?

Tripple!

And there are no Asians in Canada!