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Hummm, very nice. Looks like it's goanna be a long process. I'm looking forward to the rest. Keep the pics coming.

Why? They wouldn't get anything out of her, she doesn't have a job remember. This is pretty lame, I mean it's tuff for anyone looking for a job now. I'm sure there are a lot more qualified and EXPERIENCED people out there who have been laid off and can't find work. I guess she's just going the lazy route, "if I can't get a job when I want one then it has to be someone elses fault"

Damn, thats a solid work bench you have going there.

My names Rod... and I like to part.

Yes, I remember your car from a dyno thread. Very nice, welcome!

Yeah, I watched it last night too and thought the same thing. He doesn't appear to be half bad. But everything he said sounded like he was reading it off a teleprompter so I’m not sure how much of that “soul” is he’s and how much is the editors/ writers.

:funny: Nice!

Any good? The blackout is a classic. I'm just not sure the second can live up to the original.

You're not the ass that plays their 34 minute song on the jutebox at the bar are you? He's drunk leave him alone!

Yeah, if only I had pictures of the looks I got. It was uncomfrotable as fuck, I thought for sure I was goanna end up in a fight before the night was over.

FWD, no wonder you prefer to roll race.

Middletown has a bunch of backwood hillbilly and 4 wheeler action too.

well... in that case drink up! Wait, are you alone? Awww fuck it, do a few shots for me too.

Well... it sounds like you at least attempt to race which is more then most can say. Welcome to CR!

Wow... do you work 3rd shift or something?

Hahah, he said tea bag... Seriously though, I agree, the "People" seem to have lost the power.

Religious believes FTL

Ummm, yeah.... So I tried the live version while I was out Saturday night and... well, it didn't exactly go so smoothly. I had to have a few drinks in me to pull it off but here’s how they went (from what I can remember). I tried about 8 times, but only 3 actually responded back, the other 5 just ignored me after I ask “Can I tap that”. Description: A solid 9 with nice titties, a red blouse and blond hair. Me: Hey, so I got a question Girl: Okay...? (in a real prissy tone) Me: You think I can tap that? Girl: WHAT!? Me: Can I tap that? Girl: Who the fuck are you... Josh (apparently the guy she was with) Josh: What the fucks your deal!? Me: It was just a question. Josh: Well how about I ask you a question Me: Okay. Josh: How about you get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass. Me: So what’s the question, I don't understand, are you asking me if you can kick my ass? Because the answer is no. Now, let me ask YOU a question Josh: (just looks at me) Me: Can I tap that? Josh: Get the fuck outta here. Me: Whatev! Description: An 8 with a nice rack and a small tight skirt. Brunette hair. Me: I got a question. Girl: What’s up! Me: Are you here with a guy named Josh. (See I got smarter) Girl: (A little laugh), ummm no, why? Me: Are you here with any guy. Girl: No…. Me: Sweeet, okay so now for the REAL question, can I tap that? Girl: LOL, what!? Me: Can I tap that. Girl: Is that seriously you’re best pick up line. Me: I wouldn’t call it a pick up line; I’m more of a cut to the chase kind of guy. Girl: Well that’s great, but I’m not. Me: Sooooo, is that a yes? Girl: No, it’s a no. So sweetie if you think that’s how I am you’re wrong. Me: My fault, I just assumed that since your titties were bust out of your extra small dress that you were looking for penor and like I said, I like to cut to the chase. Girl: (set her drink down and walked away with her 2 friends) Description: 6.5 – 7 nice body, so so face (big nose) blond and DRUNK as FUCK! Me: Damn you look good enough to ask a question!? Her: Haha, what!? Me: I said can I ask you a question Her: YES!!!! Me: wow you’re loud. Her: That’s not a question, let me ask you. Me: What? Her: What’s your name? Me: That’s not how this works. Her: Yes it is, what’s your name? Me: Travis (just a random name I give to strangers in bars) Her: Travis, you need a drink! Me: Ummm, yeah so can I ask you a question. Her: yeah! Me: Can I tap that? Her: Whaaat? Me: Can I tap that? Her: Hahaha, wow I’m not that easy am I. Me: I don’t know are you? Her: Maybe, you need a drink. Me: You callin me ugly? Her: No! Me: So when can I tap that. Her: After we drink. Me: Nice. Her: why did you ask me that? Me: Because it’s a game and I needed to get a yes. Her: But I didn’t say yes. Me; Yes you did, like 2 seconds ago. Her: Oh did I… hahah, okay then. Me: Wow… Are you drunk? Her: Nooo…wheres your dink. Me: I drank it. Her: You’re cute! Me: You’re drunk and apparently easy. Her: Huh, that’s not nice. Me: But true right. Her: NOoooo I’m not too drunk. Me: Okay (at this point it was getting kind of annoying because she would start to half dance then grab onto me and she was pretty sweaty too) Her: Don’t be mean. Me: Okay, so just so I’m clear, I CAN tap that right. Her: If you’re not mean. Me: Okay then, meet me in the men’s room. Her: What! No that’s nasty! Me: So you’d let a stranger tear you’re walls down but all of sudden you have standards as to were? Her: You’re getting mean. Me: Yeah, well you’re getting annoying so lets call it even. I stopped after that. To be honest, its kind of hard to just be that straight forward and keep up the persona of a complete ass. Call me too nice, but it’s hard work being a dick and having to have quick witty come backs. I think I’ll stick to texting.

No no no, you're looking at this all wrong. It's not a bad thing; you're just restructuring Dyno Tune Performance.... Call it... Strip Club Performance! Imagine going to a place where you can get your balls licked while your car is being tuned. You would corner the market it would be a great move. Dollar dances durring pulls. FREE lap dance for the highest HP of the night. Of cource there would be NO SEX IN THE DYON ROOM. I'm telling you, there is no way this would end badly. As long as you don’t mind getting paid in $1’s for the dyno pulls.

This is a perfect example of why you wear gear. I'm not a rider, but I've heard people who say shit like "What goods a helmet goanna do when you get hit at 65-70 mph!?"... Ummm, it's probably goanna save your life. Do you plan on riding again once you recover? I think it would be kind of tuff to enjoy after something like that, but either way sound like you'll go about in the safe/ smart way (gear). Well, like everyone else has said, glad you're okay and hopefully you make a quick recovery.

Hahah, nice!

Hahah, nice! That's more like it.

We are goanna be so cool and get sooooo much ass, it's not even funny!

Okay, lets step this game up a bit. I say next time you're out at a bar or where ever just ask any random girl face to face if you can tap it. It's Friday, so tonight should be good. I'll post my results...

Bwahahah!