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gen3flygirl

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  1. no I actually talked to him sober so I remember him I am flattered you think it is just a little one, and why does it have to be black Why do you assume that it is just a little book?
  2. Fonz - I like the one of you and I giving the sheep the Eiffel tower
  3. apparently my memory sucks while drinking. My concept of time between 10:00pm and 2:30 am didn't exist. What kind of assaults? physical or sexual? becauseI think there were both.
  4. I thought you were going for the Patrick Swayze Point Break look. I saw eagle cock walking around, should have gotten a picture with him then you would have been set
  5. I have done it more than a few times while driving a bus.
  6. There are only two seasons in your mind - riding and white hell
  7. shouldn't you be driving east res right about now:nono:
  8. I know someone on here has to have a kid in the Columbus area selling them. Either my neighbors don't have kids or they are lazy don't go door to door anymore. If you have a kid selling them PM me and I will order a few off of you.
  9. no that was a lot of shots. I got pissed at one point because they kept bringing my drinks to me in the little glass so I finally asked if I could start getting them in beer glasses.
  10. To any one that I hit in the face....I'm sorry. Some deserved it others didn't. Bad- defiantly not sorry for yours, you shouldn't have left. It was nice meeting a lot you. I still think we needed to have name tags. so my bar tab ended up being $127.76 before tip. Given it was for 2 people.
  11. Midget Todd is dropping my friend and I off at buddy's then going to the hotel.
  12. Will be heading to IX in about 10 min. We are getting a ride over so does anyone think they can give us. A ride to buddy's?
  13. An old married couple went to bed one night. As soon as they hit the pillows, the old man passes gas and says, "Touchdown! Seven points!" His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score!" After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "A-ha! I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown! Tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal! I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time! Switch sides!"
  14. gen3flygirl

    kid rock

    I had the option to work some overtime but drunk idiots isn't worth it. I work the AC/DC concert last year, you think people would realize that they have a bus behind them or that they are about to step out in the street in front of the bus.
  15. I bring a whole new meaning to "its on like donkey Kong!"
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