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gen3flygirl

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  1. there is a mean girls 2?!?!?!?! I think I care more about that than the address
  2. Looks good! I think Justin is calling you a whore
  3. Friend of mine had it done because he hates kids so much but can't find a girlfriend because the option of children down the line is gone. They went through the abdomen to snip so the boys weren't touched. Just get a ton of movies to watch and lounge around while your wife brings you sammiches.
  4. my second try i got 4 meters
  5. I'm glad you had show on discovery in the title because for a second I thought this was a show about fat chicks and their pursuit of the sausage
  6. 3rd generation pilot and despite all speculation I am actually a girl
  7. Welcome, Pics of past and present bikes are always appreciated. My dad had an old BMW when my parents got married, beautiful bike.
  8. your probably right. at one point in time I had a status that was some where along the lines of " I need a stiff one right now, only problem is I can't tell if it is a penis or drink"
  9. I might be the reason millions of kittens die but I refuse to be the reason puppies die. Good shoe ad always, hope you guys get the St. Patricks day gig.
  10. That Just looks like a room full of happiness
  11. Gunna bumb this one because I still remember how much this sucked. Get your keys made before it is to late.
  12. I think this is a hint to not sell your bike/gear
  13. WOOOOOO only a few hours left!! I think my roommate is coming with me this time.
  14. I like how she said at the end of the video that you can get hit by a bus or a car.... yeah that has happened more than OSU would like to admit. People have bitched so much that we have put up signs warning against texting and walking. What a moron though. She works in the mall, you would think she would have known it was there.
  15. Probably fake but I still laughed http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-489885651925767878#
  16. 1. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight started.... 2. My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And then the fight started.... 3. After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt". So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me". And she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too". And then the fight started..... 4. Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And then the fight started ... 5. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started..... 6. I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!" So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?" And then the fight started..... 7. I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started..... 8. A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect." And then the fight started.....
  17. I get to try an drift a 40foot bus today
  18. let us know how it turns out and pics are always appreciated
  19. You mean so long as your not to hung over:rolleyes: still to far out to give an answer but it is on the calendar
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