I have 2 good ones. Way back in the day I called in sick. It kind of went like this. Megan: Hey Boss, I will not be in today, I am sick Boss: Sick? Do you have a letter from a Dr? Megan: No, not yet, I am not sure a doctor could help Boss: What do you mean? Megan: Well, I am Sick of {Company Name}, and I don't think a Dr can help with that. Dead Silence Megan: Ya know, I don't think I will be in tomorrow either, or the rest of the week for that matter. Now that I think about it, I will not be in ever again. <click> I hung up