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This entire conversation can just die...what are the other circumstances? You were wearing your jacket....what about your helmet? Gloves? I've had my dog react when she couldn't recognize or smell me...did you do anything threatening? Did you thrust your hands into the dog's face? I've NEVER had a dog snap at me where I wasn't forcing the situation. And my pit mix was born 3 months before my youngest, they grew up together and Marzen would lay her life down for Cassandra.

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A buddy had one of these on his first gen http://www.mivv.it/risorse/8/206/370/Y023L2Sa.jpg he never took the baffle out and it was pretty quiet...nice little snarl when he got on it, though...and it was a beautiful pipe, too.

An 1199S?

Haga and Kagayama

I just picked up the P229 a while back.....great guns!

wow...just wow

I'll take it all

It's situations like this that convinced me to obtain my CHL and remind me to carry, esp. when I have my one of my children with me.

Dam - just bought a joe rocket

I rode through it...I would say the new mesh Joe Rocket jacket worked well, but it wasn't really tested...just sprinkles...of course, there was a wreck on 270e and I couldn't get on it, so I tried to take 161 e...no traffic lights...power outage...took me about 20 mins to make it from delaware to columbus and another hour to get home.

I wanna know if the Desmohio Cafe racer showed and the impressions? It's a BA scoot. And and honor to have helped and been involved. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RYD2Lb_72g

RV Toyhauler, FTW...the ability to get up and move around while traveling can't be beat. Screw it...convert a schoolbus.

These 2 - :bow::bow:

Double post...oh Mods? Casper?

That's awesome, John! Glad you got her out for a shakedown. Sounds like you were at "The Pace", too. We'll have to run Cindy around with the Italian soon.

Point of Sale? Or Piece of shite?:D:D

I don't know if the "F" is for your middle name, nor do I even know if "RFM" are your initials, but every time I read one of your posts, I say in my head, "Roland Fukng Mi%%$ton, ladies and gents, Roland Fukng MI^$*ton" Luv ya man!

My heavy sport bike and my light sport bike are both functioning flawlessly...as long as I keep an Asian Rob off them, all should be well.:D:D

I would have reached down, grabbed him and wrapped him around my neck, then hit 180! Little bastard wanted a ride, I'll give him a ride!

Dammit - beat me to it:bow::bow:

40ish on the ST4 - about the same for the 900ss, except when I slabbed it out to Indy last year for MotoGP...900 got 55ish and I was way impressed. If I'm doing some spirited riding, low fuel light comes on either bike in the 60 mile range, so about 20mpg.

I've got them on my 900...love them, but the rear is starting to square off a bit...probably 5k on them.

Once a year bump?