phil

29/36 months isnt 3 years, and you own a business clearly you don't do the accounting.

Ummm it's 2011, you weren't here for all of 09 so maybe instead of trying to round up and down, just admit your a fool and set up this race

2009-2011 is 3 years? your shit is newb status chief, making you a newb. You sig selection is 92% junk so don't get on your high horse. You are trying to race a 97 carb bike. It's not even worth me getting out my 4 wheels to waste gas on, when I can dog your bitch ass on 2 wheels. I never backed out chach, clearly go back I want to race you. I want my fucking monies. You won't win, you can't beat me bub. Your chances are less than none.

You tried to come at me with a 97 bike tuned by a British champeeon and you are trying to clown someone else? Let's pick a few mcsteaks you made here. 1. You hopped in talking shit trying to back roy like u know him and u don't 2. Your new 3. You call out the most blatant shut talking person on Cr 4. You want to race phil with a mystery vehicle 5. You unveil you surprise, only for it to be a fucking 97 bike 6. You list your mods which I must say are more embarsssing than a grown man pissing on himself at an interview 7. You then throw money up that I can afford to take from you but you Can't afford to give up, being a life gaurd and all. 8. You think to yourself, shit I gotta find a way to ease out of my buttfuckery quickly. 9. You post non funny pics then try deterring the mod of internet warriors by twisting someones words by calling his young daughter a stripper 10. You are failing, and I either want my race and my money, or you to leave Cr.

Makes sense, no straight guy drag races a bike with a touring seat.

fuck yeah he did. He has to go naws up his buttbird so it can run mid 9s. Note to self, when inserting foot in mouth by talking myself into a corner, just post dumb ass pics and see if it distracts the witch hunt from my dumbness

British world champion is almost as good as $148k a year cougar

It's all in the tune.... Came from a British world Champeeon

It takes you a full exhaust, naws, a dyno jet, and a full tune by a British champion on a 1k to run mid 9s? I know dudes that run that on stock 1ks an no British chaps special tune. Here, let's make this fair, since I still want my 2 grand you mouth breathing cock gobbler. On a 600 I'll give you the brake, and I'll still walk around you.

I just wanna re qoute this for you, incase you missed it. You cannot and will not win

Original pics are original

Naaaaawwwwzzzzz

He is taller than me, but still no british world champeeon

I can't compete with a British world champion, but I got a big wheels faster than you old ass beat dick bike

British world champeeon

After re readIng this post, I laughed harder, I'm the dumbass, yet you don't know that I knew what you had the entire time, and from a dig and a roll, you will get crushed. Silly carbed bikes are for kids...... British world champion

Awww I was going to bring my huffy out and bomb your ass. I said I was leaving my dd at home. Sounds like you skurred. Guess I won't be getting my free toys now.

Bet homi, lock this shit in. Please tell me when. Don't play with my emotions, I'm unstable.

Matt shut the fuck up!!!! You wait til the end of the season to start talking shit when everyone is about to put there shit away. Where were u in the summer when we went to Marion? No where, where were u at the first track day ? Didn't see you, did u come to one Cr function this summer? Doubt it. Your truck is fast, props to you, but don't try and act like your shit is unbeatable. No one is bench racing, u said Dover was slow, I put up a bill that says he Merks you. In not bench racing his car, I got my own. No I'm not as fast as u, but I have fun driving my car everywhere without a HIck up. I'll make 500+ come spring and still be driving it to and from work because I enjoy driving my car more than just to the track where I have to wait 2 hrs to see what times my car runs. Fuck that, I'd rather race who I want without waiting And some hill Billy who makes 1/3 of what I do telling me I can't run cAuse my battery isn't strapped down.

Idk man, a carbed honda may be a lil difficult, but I'm sure I can still hold my own. I may not even have to bring the dd out for this, may just bring the huffy. Can we up the bet to say.... $200???

cant we just rape the po po? whats more entertaining than making a pig squeel?

WHAT TRACK DAY?

so in what particular order? would you run and call the cops while fapping, grab a towel, you get naked and oiled up, then run outside screaming i live here while you play slip n slide on the back side? just a small glitch, when the cops get there, what will you tell them?

patterson, if i show up at your house, buck naked, would you.. a. RUN OUTSIDE WITH A TOWEL, SAYING "WTF MAN I LIVE HERE" b. RUN OUTSIDE NAKED, OILED UP AND PLAY SLIP AND SLIDE ON MY BACKSIDE? c. TELL YOUR WIFE THERE IS A CRAZY BLACK GUY DOING THE CAT DADDY OUTSIDE AND CALL THE COPS. BUT WHILE RUNNING TO GRAB THE PHONE, YOU SECRETLY FAP AWAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL SKIN AS IT GLISTENS IN THE SUN?

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