phil

minus the fact that i didnt understand 40% of that, ill take what i could understand and use that against you. Ive never done collections, congrats on have no degree, and i dont think anyone cares how many 800 hp cars youve pulled from the back of ips to the front of ips. You and mark duffy are on the same level of dick sucking hobos who live your achievements through other mens reality. Your tunning career is a joke, and from the reviews on the cars you have done, i wouldnt let you tune a big wheel. Your 32 bragging about what another mans car does and how you drove his car.... THATS NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT. you are a nerdy, clueless, fat, sloppy, uneducated, clown who hasnt changed since the day i met you back in 06. If you had half the intuition that you thought you did, you would have already slit your wrists knowing what a fucking waste of blood circulation you are. Please inform us all, what do scambos nuts smell like after you have washed waxed and dried them for him, while he tunes?

dynos are real life numbers bro. 239-241... REAL NUMBERS

its not free when you have to barter for it dumbass, and its an exhaust, how much fab work do you really need on the g ? i have "free" work being done by a fabricator as well, except im bartering nothing. Yes i am building a shit box dsm, funny part is even trying to make it shitty, it still looks better than the rhino junk you did on your subi. Im pretty sure all the ips people wear ips clothing when they are in the store. Most places have you wear a uniform, or something representing the company when you are working for them. You should never use you and brian turner on an equal level, you are a hack tuner, he is the real deal. You nut-swing off the success of others and brag like you have done something awesome in that shop other than being a laughing joke. Trust me, the same people you work with there, are the same ones laughing at you when you are not there. :no: Ive heard it first hand, when i was there.

DING DING DING

this.... i dont think ive ever heard of anyone traveling from dyno to dyno to see what read the highest. esp, not a tuner that works at a shop with a dyno. thorne is a pro ricer

NASA PARTS WILL BE ON THE G

damn, conflict of interest much? just make sure you rock a ctd banner so they say they built your car with nasa parts.:fa:

you couldnt just have ips do your work since you hype them harder than don king and tyson? you do your employer justice by going to a rival company to do basic work.

this reminds me of the new armor all commercial

just copy and paste some posts so i dont have to do real work;)

it actually did happen, i wasn't there to get into a pissing war with his arrogant employees, i was there to make a sales pitch, but after the way they acted, fuck his whole establishment with a wooden dildo.

I decided to pop into ctd last week, and i was easily more pissed off in the first 30 seconds than any experience with gearheads. I pull up and couldn't find an entrance, the only door close to the location was locked. luckily, the bay door opened, and a spike blonde hair fuck walked out with his old ass dog. I asked where the front door was, and he looked at me and said " we dont have one, esp for walk ins" LOL get the fuck out of here. My response was well i was looking to talk to the marketing manager who i have been speaking with about a partnership. He then began to interrogate me like if i wasn't invited then why would i be there. real snotty ass. After 3 mins of Q&A he starts to let me in the shop. As any dog would, he walks up to sniff me, real playful dog. The DBAG gets upset and starts to yell at the dog to get away from me, I told him its ok i have a few dogs, He stopped me dead in my tracks and said " If he isn't listening, he isn't ok, please don't tell me its ok." at this point im fed up with this clown, i go to talk to whoever the bitch was who was just as rude and blew me off like a 2nd rate peasant. There is nothing in there shop worth bragging about, and if i were a potential customer, i would never fucking go there because of how rude they are. I hope they burn in the shop with that car inside, fuck that place.

this car is being givin away. what a great buy for whoever gets it. damn steal of a price

:no: da fuq is dis? :dumb:

shoulda got the c5z!!!! silly ford guy, nice pick up serisouly

damn i wasnt trying to race the world or make a call out thread. i was simply stating that im setting up a parameter for myself so i dont race as much this summer. im not doing it cause i think im that fast, or think i will have anything really worth talking about. I know there are head busters out there that will max my ass out, no question.

NO i dont have enough money, ci, fi, spray or driver. kill yourself

shit im just trying to get it running. shouldnt do anything spectacular.

funny, during this time you were also accepted as a man in most groups and YOU were fun.... interesting, times have changed. This is a discussion about racing, when i need to know how to be a good house pet or the mpg in a hybrid ill throw up the gay pride flag and start a thread called " Paul, please teach me to live with no testicals ." TRIPLE POSTING

fuck that, we were idiots for that, but it was fun :masturboy: please bring your money

:no: please dont, this is a non homosexual deal

no that would require us to be talking about when it would happen, he simply backed out on an agreed upon duel. therefore my earnings are due, as there may have been a small gesture or wager set upon this contracted side by side challenge.

well im down just gotta get toys

piece of shit bike is piece of shit bike jk my money says the spray is already on the bike.

woodsball ftw! i would love to play again, i dont wanna go buy all the stuff again though. yilosemyshit!!!!!!