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So your saying, you could have came to osu and ran on the track team??? Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaabababahhaajajjajajajajajajajajajajajahajhasjdkfkfleowhdbdnsjahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajwowiqppsieudhncmalajgwjajajihrbxnahhahahahahahahahahahajajahjaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.......... Thanks for that I needed a laugh. Whew. Dude I could have qualified for utterbeins track team and never went there. The only fast there is stds. I wouldn't even sex chicks there and I'm pretty reckless with my sex abuse

I would too if I was getting beat that bad, dont sweat it, I won't record you getting spanked by a fake athlete. And where did you run? Utterbein? Please don't say yes. I mean if we are going to discredit talents, our 3 rd string wr in hs was starting there by his sophomore yr. I mean honestly, that school is only good at one sport, and i know it track. Atleast mine was at a d1 school.

Lock it in, I don't even need spikes to spank you

Take that bet actually. You must think you fast, you ain't fast. And we ain't running no marathon, see me in the 1/2/400m. What you wanna do?

unfortunately not, how about this, ill get you into the rpAc tonight and let you play our freshman. When they wear your ass out, you can come back. Its raCQuetball btw. And when we played weren't you the one who was like, oh this is harder than I thought, Yupp that was gabe.

I disagree with your last statement, the heather because lbj didn't play. Everyone knows if lbj would have tried this game would have been over in 4 games. Media is crushing him cause he didn't play hard. He sucked. But watch game 1, lbj played and they curb stomped the mavs. Lbj quit, and the mavs barely won each game. Ill take the heat everyday ( if lbj plays hard)

Me to, then relized I didn't like being the smallest guy on the team. Timeout, didn't we play racquetball???? Come at me bro

Get on my level hoe

being insecure, dam I'm fly http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd135/pwoodland/e6ffa702.jpg

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I'm not mad...... Im disappointed

Dear Hal; You are the coolest guy on Cr. You Are the funniest guy this site has ever had. I think you may be the wittiest, and best ebattler of all Internet history. Now with all this sarcasm aside, let's look at what your track record. You sit online and talk about how dumb people are, how gay they are, how much better you are. Where's your college degree? Where's your fast car? We know your not completely gay since your wife may sex you once or twice a week (unknowingly), but for the most part you are as useless to this site as jones is to the admin. You contribute nothing but a giggle, if that anymore. You are the shaq of ebattle. It was fresh, it was nifty, but now your shit is old and played out. PleAse respond to me without using any of these old stories. Camaro, water log, rob geerheadz. Here is what you will come up with, I'm insecure( ) Yupp :rolleye: have you met me in person? I'm the cockiest person on this site. Confidence is at an all time high. Anyone that has seen me knows that. Can I be the dumbest person? Nope can't be that either since I have a degree now, and I'm going to be teaching at osu next year. (granted it's racquetball) but teaching is teaching. Oh and let's tAlk about my sport, since it keeps getting brought up by everyone but me. Oh yeah, I'm nasty, I'm sweet, I'm a 2x all American, and national chAmpion. Idc what you say about it, you will never have those awards in anything. So shoot me down, I'm still 5 steps ahead of you. Holler atcha boi!!!! Your daddy, King ding A-ling

No matter what lbj says he is wrong. He can do no right, he's the worst player I. The league, he is the shittiest player to ever play, I think he maybe the worst person to ever come from a vagina. This is pretty much what is going on. Let's look at the facts, not one other player in this entire league could have done what he did in Cleveland. Name one, I'll wait...... Don't worry, there isn't. How many times did the cavs bomb out and not get that extra star player. You skip out on cp3, you pick up Williams, you miss stoudamaire, you pick up Jamison. Lbj says I need A big guy, cave say here is an old ass shaq. Really? And your mad he said eff it? So when he was in Cleveland talking shit and dancing and doing all the same things he did before it was all good. Now if he does it in Miami he is a cocky bastard? The guy hasn't changed, he's the same person he always has been. It's just now the world sees it since he has platform now. He brought the NBA back from a mediocre level( from a fan Stand point), and he was an MVP candidate. He had a phenomenal year, and a great playoff run, up til the 3-6 game in the finals. I can't defend his finals play. But why is his entire career judged from this one moment? I'll tell you why, the media has nothing else to talk about. First and take had 9 topics about lbj in the same show. As I type this they do it again. He isn't mm, he isn't magic, he is lbj, be will get his rings, he will be a top 5 player of all time before he calls it quits. Hate all you want, no one else would have stayed in Cleveland. Miami will get it together, and no one has a better team than them.

Go start another uber sweet thread that no one cared about please...

I don't think you should be on the list, your way to easy of a target.

No fatties here, Im already limber, I'm young, I'm hung, and ready to rumble. These girls don't know what hit em, usually a blunt object, and A roofie, that's neither here nor there. The fact is, Im cool your old, I Sweet, your decrepit, I'm fly, your dying, I'm a beast, your crippled. Need I say more.

You forgot how to kill yourself

You old fuck you know you use your buckeye card for you heffner pills. Answer this, when having sex now, do you nut out dust? I bet when you get sex do you have to stretch first? Does you hip come out of place? Do you have a hoveround to get you from place to place?

Go pop you Viagra old man, isn't it time for magyver yet?

Me no fuck fatties, me fuck fat booties. And again I doubt you'd win With your lack of new material and the rise of trolls, I could forsee an upset in the early rounds.'don't sweat it old timer, everyone has a time when they can no longer compete.

Disappointed

Any weapon works lol

You wouldnt win anyways, I mean all you say is how dumb and gay people are. I mean hell, Farkas got at you, and all you could say was euro fag and how he wasn't good enough for you, yet he ate you up quick. The old Hal could walk through this like a hot knife through butter. The new Hal would get raped Patterson. I miss the old Hal

So what your saying is????