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  1. phil

    v8 beast

    Your a newb! You can't circle jerk with 2 men. Its a shootout! Whose the quickest, and most accuarate. Face, chest, ass crack, are all kill shots. Everything else is a misfire. The best time is to have 5 guys in a dark room, and play guess who. Brian always wins, it pissed me off. How he knows the taste of every man is unfair. No homo
  2. phil

    v8 beast

    Cod is about speed, I usually stare at the floor with my guns lol. we smoked at a tournament in akron a few months ago, and man we took 20 min to decide which gas station had better gatorade
  3. phil

    v8 beast

    Let's have a cr smoke meet
  4. phil

    v8 beast

    I don't smoke often, but when I do, I really don't do anything productive but I don't do anything dumb either. If sitting in a bean bag, eating a full pizza watching the charlotte bobcats is a bad thing, well this shit should be illegal. Other than that it makes me really shitty at cod, and I ponder really deep thoughts. Than fall asleep.
  5. phil

    v8 beast

    Wenever we said man to man, leigh always said " I got the guy in the seckys blue shorts. He's mine tonight!!! All night long." That's why he put his flags up front so hopefully someone would grab his "turboking"
  6. phil

    v8 beast

    Naw its an optical illusion. my deception is the key to progress. Like a cover 3, you think its man and then you throw a pick.
  7. phil

    v8 beast

    I see what you did there
  8. phil

    v8 beast

    There's a lot of people ill argue with here. But you are not one. We have had real arguments turn into touchdowns. So there's no point.
  9. phil

    cr sucks

    Best thing said in 2011
  10. phil

    cr sucks

    Prolly the dick, it hangs lower than the balls. When you piss, why do your balls get wet?
  11. phil

    cr sucks

    Just because you don't go to cr track days doesn't make you an active member. I haven't been to track days in a yr, but the first week I had my car out this year, several members on this form and I had non cr sanctioned fun. Its on video somwhere for proof. Cr doesn't suck, certain members that do nothing but sit on here and hate non stop suck. But those are the same people who don't have shit of there own to back up there mouths. I've met a lot of great people from here, I've met some cunts I could care less to speak again with. I met copperhead and didn't even know it, and til this day there's a running joke about it. Cr is useful, I like the site, I just hate how serious some you cock gobblers take this shit. You forget this is the interwebz and take shit to heart. 90% of the shit said on here is time waisting bull shit, I've yet to see a serious fite break out cause most of you fags are total nerds in person. So cr doesn't suck, the people who come on here getting butt hurt suck.
  12. phil

    nitrousbird

    I just lold at your ignorance. At what point did I say I was a teller? Never have I said I was a teller. Way to make yourself look like a true dumbass for speculating. As a matter of fact I am a fraud anaylist for small buisnesses in the midwest. Its a lil more challenging than handeling retards like yourself who have a hard time comprehending the differnce between a deposit and a withdrawl. Smack yourself twice for sayin racquetball (one word google it mr smarts) is an activity, seeing as there is a pro tour just like tennis and golf. And since you have no idea, people do get there autographs, people do follow these players, and there is a lot of $ going through the sport. I may not be getting autographs but seeing as I've been on multiple magazines, and won countless awards and have an all american letter, and let's not forget a national championship, doesn't mean one day I won't be signing the autographs for people who ask. No its not basketball, or football, or even golf, but it is a sport. Maybe because your tiny little brain can't comprehend the aspect, rules, or thought pattern that goes behind it all, doesn't make it an activity. What have you done with your life? Where did you graduate college? Was it paid for by the school? Did anyone. Provide you with clothes, shoes, energy drinks, power bars, just so you can promote there product? I don't think so. And as for me taking bs classes, I have 205 credit hrs, more than enough to graduate. I'm dragging it out until spring quater so I can graduate in the shoe, go to tempe arizona again and defend my title, and because they are paying for it. So next time you wanna talk shit about how dumb I am, look in the mirror. You are bashing someone who is becoming succesful in multiple areas in their life. But I understand your ignorance leads you to believe your correct because your an old fuck whose glory days are dead and gone. When I get a pro contract next year ill make sure to send you a copy of it so you can see how much I get paid for my " activities". What do you get for yours? Lt1 parts that collect dust and mold? :gtfo:
  13. phil

    wagner

    WAGNER I love pancakes , let's do an ihop date sometine after a long nite of drinking and throwing darts at gabe
  14. phil

    wagner

    Let's keep this to one thread mr mod. I wanna erape you in your own thread.
  15. phil

    nitrousbird

    I'm some dumb kid that handles finances on a daily basis, I mean sweep and clean toilets, and if no one gave a fuck about my sport then 11 companies wouldn't have invested there money in me. But you wouldn't know shit about that cause no one has ever spent the time or the money for you to wear there brand. I can see why that is, because your a internet hermit. Its a good thing your a mod, because now you have the power to go to a " private" section and circle jerk with jones while only a few people see how far anthonys dick goes down your throat. P.s since you wanna be a grammer queen, racquetball is one word, just like football or basketball. I'm just saying, if your going to talk about my shittiness, please make sure every thing you type is 100% perfect.
  16. phil

    nitrousbird

    Because its really the only thing he can say about me. If I spent as much time on the edit button as he does thinking about gay midgets, I wouldn't get chase swept properly
  17. phil

    nitrousbird

    They are fun when you get it done, but the breaking in the process sucks dick. But I loved mine, then again I was just going for a fun street car. Now I have a fun street sweeper
  18. phil

    wagner

    Chuckle chuckle........ oh wait I couldn't laugh cause I missed da funneh. This is coming from a guy on a racing web site, that has a car you never race. I mean for god sakes you have an lt1 car, shits cheap. I put mine together blew it up 2x and still had it ready for fun the next season. What does yours do besides collect dust? But I guess sweeping carpets provides. A lil better than whatever you do to provide for yours.
  19. phil

    nitrousbird

    No jus a non anal fun loving ungrouchy like character such as yourself. I bet you beat your keyboard up because your to much of a pussy in person to say somthing like this to another man, where on the other hand, you have myself who will pop off at the mouth because I don't give a fuck. As you see ill say to your face exactly what I say here, except. Wita lil extra spit for flavor. You, your the type of. Hand bag man who says shit online but we see you in person ( if you ever came out) and your like, " I was just playing guyz, el oh el, skinny girl martini anyone? Please use a new tampon before making your next " god your a dumbass post". I mean atleast wagner tries to be creative, and in person, he's pretty much the same. Now think of a clever way to call me stupid.
  20. phil

    nitrousbird

    so wills brother just gave me a killer deal on painting the beater bike and my next bike. dude is the shit!!!! cant wait for spring.
  21. phil

    nitrousbird

    i lold at this cause its so true.
  22. phil

    nitrousbird

    joe needs laid
  23. phil

    nitrousbird

    phil has no camaro, phil is not gay, joe is a nutswinger, brian is the funneh, scott is a closet cool guy (but its a big closet with a labrynth to the outside so he will never find the cool, dover is the leader of cr's cool people, joe is still swinging from my championship nuts, waiting for wagner.....
  24. phil

    wagner

    i hope your iglo melts with you inside of it
  25. phil

    nitrousbird

    dover i miss u no homo
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