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  1. phil

    Cordellisms

    What's fast for a civic? Not a civic! Are those capris? No I'm jus to lazt to do laundry If my pubes are hanging out, is that a successful sag? Dude, 3.9 is fast Like 39 seconds? No you idiot 3 point 9 seconds Oh my car is quick, I ran 15s :gtfo: We were racing? I was adujsting my gauges, my bad I looked in my rear view and I see cop lights so I slow down, and then your fucking car gets behind me, icouldnt see who he was about to fuck up. But I did see all 3 of us hop in the right hand lane faster than paul on a fat chick. So timeout, someone had sex with the fat chick, and it wasn't paul. Love habdles at first sight.
  2. phil

    Tonight ?

    There is a ton of suprise sex though
  3. Paul, we have discussed this. You are the worlds most impatient person. Yes some fruit loops came out but jus ignore those and wait for the right ones to show. I've always gotten my shit sold on there, takes a wk or 2 but the right person will be on and see. Stop your bitchin
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    Cordellisms

    Skeet skeet and scoop " he has that rape eye" I do burn outs at the entrance light at easton
  5. phil

    Tonight ?

    Going to canes with scoot and alex around 830 due to scott complaining and then will meet up wherever
  6. phil

    Tonight ?

    Dan u can crash at my place but u gotta get up early cuz I got practice at like 8 , me and scott are going to canes at 9 930 then cruising around doing donuts on 71 anyone. Wanna join?
  7. So this one time I'm laying in bed, I hear the door bell ring, so I trot down the steps, open the door and its a dark figure, b4 I turn the lights on I'm attacked. This man is on top of me yelling at the top of his lungs " suprise sex mother fucker, suprise sex". Then he hit me in the head with a blunt object. Wen I wake up I'm strapped to a chair looking at a projected screen flickering through images. Wen my vision becomes 100% its brian carter in all of these pics. His voice behind me saying " why can I not get into the chip in dales calender? Look at those abs, girard butler ain't got shit on me. " there were pics of him in hawain bikins, leapord thongs, a black speedo with nipple tassels. There was 1 where he was on a puppet horse with jus a cowboys hat on. I mean it was kina hawt, but I digress. So he turns the lights on, walks in front of me and has on the outfit from the flippin village people. The black guys construction uniform. And the qoute of the nite, he says " would you fuck this guy? I mean really, id fuck me, why won scott? " I then passed out, wen I woke up I was laying in my lawn with all my clothes off and my ear hurting. Fucking crazy nite
  8. I voted for jones only because he cried last nite after sex telling me some gay shit about how he loved me and wanted to have my kids, I told that cookie ass ho to put his clothes back on and get the fuck out. Then called mitch who came over at 2am and wanted to cuddle. I told that cookie ass ho, get the fuck out. Then I called trowa, and with 0 words, came through the door, blew me and peaced out. He then txt me and said he had to get back before paul woke up and noticed he was gone.
  9. I work for a company that assists new agents build there book of buisness by refferals and tips on who and what to buy from. Not much on the side u are brandon but ur not gonna close 5/15, I tell agents that are getting leads from a source if u close 2/15 ur doing great. There's too many options and people know that. It sounds a lil high risk and ull prolly hate it but I guess its better than nothing. also, ask what and who ur lead sources are from, if they are incetivsed or organic. That'll answer 50% of ur questions.
  10. this is serious biznez
  11. The place known for good service, is not around these parts anymore. Hater's going to hate.
  12. Hey Brian T,I heard the interweb Imploded at you place tonight. Whats up with that
  13. hes still a short shit talking mofo. same guy i met 3 yrs ago
  14. dumbest guy online ever.....
  15. it wasnt even double meat, igor called the place to bitch and the dude was like, i havent smoked today. sorry
  16. $10 for spectaturs wasnt it like $5 before
  17. trying to go tonight??? saves gas
  18. is it 15 just to spectate or to race?
  19. Paul said its the best sub. 12, 12 dollar footlong
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