phil

my career? my info? you wanna know abou muah? ok, i love talking about myself since im sort of a big deal: My name is Phil the Great, i grew up in a good area in pickerington, about 10 min e of columbus. I was school president from 8th grade til my junior yr, i played 3 sports every yr and lettered in 2 of them 3/4 years. i was named all state 2nd team my senior yr of basketball, and all confrence 1st team in football both junior and senior yr. I chose to play football at the University of Dayton where i also joined my new family Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity( black frat most of you know nothing about). Well after a season and some change at UD i transfered to OSU where my mommy works and picked up a new sport in which i excelled at so rapidly your head would spin. I went on to win 2 national titles, 2 All-American awards and be sponsored by more companies than i can count. I graduated with a degree in Physical Education and sports managment and currently i work at Nationwide as a retirement inventment advisor, im an instructor at lifetime, and i travel on a pro circuit part time. I own a piece of shit dsm, a gto, and a kia. I bought a house at the age of 25, i got banging ass credit for someone my age, i have a wonderful gf, some bitches on the side, and my ego and self promotion is unreal. Im my own hype man cuase no hype man can out hype me, im loud, im short, im full of win. I never back down, my life is wild, my parties are legendary, and did i mention my absolute brillance? if i didnt i will inform you that im pretty fucking brilliant. Now that i have shared how awesome and perfect my life is, i would like to hear more of your shitty one so i can laugh while i drink my protein shake while im at the gym getting more perfect tonight. :fuckyeah:

aww stfu!!! you just sucking on mommies tit just like imst2 sucks off the govt. you aint about dat life, you aint about da life, its gonna be a good night when its about that suge knight! :fuckyeah:

someone is goin to have to drive me around :masturboy:

i cant make it 4-20, i have plans :lolguy:

ITS ONLY $250 and if you ever expect anyone to be honest about what their car/ bike does/ has, this summer is just gonna be epic. pretty much anyone you run will be 100% stock;)

i know 3 right off the top of my head, and he would get dicked by every one of them. the Dover guy that you made friends with had a turbo busa in tx getting worn out. ericks bike isnt doing nearly what dovers did. so by logc, the 1k hp car that you are building should mop erick, ive seen him get beat by evos.... you got this.

i just spit my water out. i dont have t rex arms

roids brah, roids

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im defriending you on fb... its that cereal

excuses, i couldnt eat for a day because you forgot to turn the bottle on. :fuuuu:

you dont do well vs boosted cars.... I WANT MY $20 BACK... still salty, still

GTO:4000lb tank that cant get out of its own way..... i have one, its great for a DD. you beat some cobras that rwhp never mean shit cause ive seen 3xx vetts beat 5xx hp cobras. An srt 8 what? again, a flying brick. the only thing that matters is that you ran a 12s pass in a 10s car and your a 14 s driver. please over build your car for your skill level and end up like my roomate, over-matched. having the biggest hp number means nothing if you and the car cannot manage it.

you didnt beat casey on bottle and it never made a 10s pass... esp with casey driving :masturboy:

fucking LOZ omg that was classic. i read that and instantly thought " we just had a 6'0 ft conversation with a midget. shit went rite over his head" :dumb:

THUG LIFE 1 WIFE A MISTRESS & A GIRL FREEEND!!! 2chainz

I put it down holmes.... i get in work, and the bitches always come back...... usually cause their man cant do it like i dew eeet. I only secks woman that have a dude, i aint got time for dat other sheet.

dont give him so much credit, id be suprised if that thing reached me teeth. i heard he pees on his own balls

why are you trying to insert your dick into my mouth?

brilliant idea!!! Instead of predicting what he will and wont do ( and if you think about it, you are worse off saying what he wont do, because thats like bench racing, but way more negative) why dont you just wait and see what happens? he maybe a retard, he could be a troll, it could end up being as fast as claimed. Just wait and see, years ago there was this guy who had another vett, and he had goals and money to go fast. A lot of people doubted him, and told him that his car would never ever do XYZ.... He now owns the fastest IRS vett in the world. im just saying.

be in there like swim wear, nationwide box reppin!!! then ill migrate to the floor at some point. if anyone wants to hit the after party let me know, its gonna be nutty as hell.

dous thou hoist

best sex she never knew she wanted....

what are you talking about? jim was an innovator to the offensive coordinator game. 1st &10- run up the middle 2nd &11- run up the middle 3rd &9- fake the pass, run up the middle. 4th-13- thinking about running up the middle by the middle of the 4th, the opposition will never expect you to run up the middle. INNOVATOR :dumb:

trips for Fills vagina problems!!!