And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to 288, no more, no less. 288 shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be 288. 289 shalt thou not count, nor either count thou 287 excepting that thou then proceed to 288. 2 is right out. Once the number 288, being the 288th number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who believing 2 is the correct answer, shall snuff it."