**"The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer?  "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying  it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing  you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's  knocked up. I seen it a hundred times."   >>"But why do they put a guarantee on the box?" **"Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit.  That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box  and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your  customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about  buying a quality product from me."