Don't be a pussy. Begin your journey towards being a full-fledged motorcycle owner! Download the owners manual for your bike, it will detail how to clean, lube and adjust your chain. It's easy, can be done with minimal tools and will not only bring you closer to your machine, but will save you money. In general you clean with kerosene and a toothbrush, lube with jp1 or similar motorcycle chain lube and use the adjusters on the swing arm by the axle to set the sag at around an inch. Nothin to it.