Although I believe this thread to be another ill-fated attempt at bringing back the "old days", I'll play.
Best eBattlers:
1. The Apache - accomplished ebattler, original material, most facebook friends of anyone i know, stellar insult artist.
2. Alex L. - also an insult artist/strategic shit starter, funny IRL.
Worst eBattlers:
1. Paul - terrible grammar, overall good person so he cannot think up a proper insult.
2. major_payne - unoriginal material, 3rd grader insults.