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A+ for all the weimaraners. My dog story: Every sunday I load my dog and an ice chest full of beers into my van and drive down to this nature area on the outskirts of town but still in the middle of a residential area. I play ball, walk the dog, and then open up my van and sit in the door way reading or listening to radio and drinking brew. This is usually a very quite part of town and no one is ever around so I can just chill out. Up until 3 weeks ago I was happy with this and then something happened. Somewhere in the nearby residential area, a new family moved in, including a very cute 18 year old girl. Three Sundays ago she happened to be riding by on her bike, with a little puppy following her. Well the dogs decided to go bonkers and she ended up sitting in my van talking to me for 30 minutes about her dog, family, and moving in. Wow? I thought so too...but she went home....all over...life back to normal right? Not so lucky, next Sunday, I'm chilling, here she comes again rolling up on her bike with a loose pair of navy blue cheer shorts on. When she pulled up next to my van and put her legs on the ground to steady herself, the shorts popped open so everything underneath was visible to me, she had on some kinda lacy pink thong that didn't fully cover one of her lips. This gave me a boner on the spot. She had her dog with her and said she liked talking to me last week and saw me over here so she was going to let her dog play for awhile. She stayed an hour and talked about how she lives with her foster parents, worried about new school, getting on cheer squad...stuff like that. This drives me wild, everytime she smiles and giggles it makes my balls tingle and anus pucker. She now comes back every week including today, and I'm sure she will be back next week. I just dont know what to do. This girl has uprooted my normally solitary life of internet perversions and thrust herself right in the middle of it. I'm going to have to make a move next Sunday. I have two options as I see it: (a) kiss her, see what happens (b) throw her in the van and drive off © do B if A fails, I'm not sure what I'll do but I'll keep you guys posted, and whatever does happen, I'll have pics and video for sure. My name is Chet and I'm about to become a predator.

in4 fisting of leigh

hes like 6'5" so itll actually be average sized

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What a slut. Her legacy will forever be a community cum dumpster for the NFL/NBA.

f that get a unimog

cum to lunch one day, ill have you too my pretty.

great story phil you will probably die in a willy wonka accident where you are sucked up the chocolate tunnel, leading to the fudge room

What are you, new?

Nice ol Y frame

See that's a typically accepted phrase, but not in this case.

Maybe alexander graham bell, even. Perhaps jobs and bell are sitting in adirondack chairs in hell drinking a leinenkugel summer shandy, all while having a hearty cackle at ur expense.

Steve jobs trolling you from the grave

I think the 2.5s had issues with the catalytic converters.

Throw this up on ohiobimmers

tom love you long time jones, cheap price. 5 dorra.

About a summer ago or so, I was at 190, started running like 50-60 miles per week and dropped to like 165 within 3 months. i was also starving myself on like almost nothing for breakfast, half a nature valley bar for a snack, salad for lunch, half nature valley bar for later afternoon snack, then dinner i ate whatever the hell i wanted, and usually drank like a half bottle of jack. idk how i did that. i agree with you, if you feel good and everything works properly, whats it matter? i feel fine at 190, but i bet i would be a little more spry at 170. 170 is closer to OTW (optimal troll weight)

WELCUM TO THE THUNDERDOME BITCH

i dont mind smokinHawks posts, most of it is pretty solid compared to all the fuckin broscience up in this shit

looks 'spensive

i think that part was worn out on my vhs [tracking]