see, the ancient romans were pretty genius people. the common perception is that the aqueducts were constructed to move water from city to city, and to and from bodies of water. these were massive structures constructed by a large amount of workers, and took a considerable amount of time to construct, sometimes on the name of years, perhaps decades for some of the larger structures. what scientists failed to realize when studying these, was that they actually weren't intended to move water. they were actually constructed as a crude sewer system, diverting truckloads of cum out of cordell's great great great great great grandfathers ass. he was a harlot and town whore. such a storied civilization as rome is now tarnished with that discovery.