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  1. I went to the doctor's  office the other day and found out  
    my newly assigned physician is a young female doctor.

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     I was embarrassed but  she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional -  I've seen it all  before.
       
       Just tell me what's  wrong and I'll help you in any way I  can."
       
       I said, "I think my  penis tastes  funny..."

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  2. 2024 Suzuki DR650S Current Mileage:_1012.0 Everything: $6500.00 six thousand five hundred dollars. OBO

    Purchased May 2024

    NEW Price
    : $7,099.00 Destination: $560.00 Sales Tax: $192.78 Title: $15.00 Doc: $249.00

    TOTAL: $8115.78

    Note; All Stock parts, Tires and hardware included.

    600mile service completed Mobil 1 Racing 4T. 10W40

    TOTAL Accessories: $1,551.24

    Accessories Installed:
    • PAIR System & Charcoal Canister Delete Kit: $42.00
    • Moose Racing XCR Rear Cargo Rack: $176.00
    • Suzuki Factory Service Manual: $97.00
    • Seat Concepts Complete Seat – Comfort: $434.29
    • Center Stand: $102.95
    • Foot Peg/Brake Pedal Lower Kit: $140.00
    • Front & Rear Mitas E07 Tires: $263.00
    • Nuetech Tubliss System: $195.00
    • Steel Side cover Saddle Bag Guards: $101.00
     

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  3. A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg high enough to step onto the first step. Feeling a bit self-conscious, she smiled at the bus driver and reached behind to unzip her skirt slightly, hoping to create enough slack to step up.

    However, her first attempt failed. With another polite smile, she tried unzipping her skirt a little more, but still, she couldn't manage the step. Frustrated yet determined, she gave it one last try, unzipping her skirt even further in hopes of finally getting on the bus.

    At this point, a large Texan man standing behind her gently picked her up by the waist and placed her on the first step of the bus.

    Shocked and outraged, the woman spun around and yelled, "How dare you touch me! I don’t even know who you are!"

    The Texan, unfazed, tipped his hat with a grin and drawled, "Well, ma’am, normally I’d agree with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I figured we must be friends."

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