That guy's haircut and face made me instantly hate him. Also, this happened to me at work about a year ago. I farted on my walk into the building and didn't think much of it. After a couple hours of sitting at my desk my asshole started itching, so I went to the bathroom and took a shit. I looked down and
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/44A694A4-0812-4914-8D53-1357AD9C6C10_zpsl7ki9gnc.jpg?t=1420951478
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/C4ABE9F4-1A7B-4CED-876A-4FB5B4F419D8_zps6f8oldvf.jpg?t=1420951536
Yeah, armor-piercing shit pushed through my fucking jeans. Probably noticeable from behind on my walk to the shitter, too. Wiping up that mess off my ass was two good wipes of the entire square being brown, followed by countless wipes with shit on random parts of the tp.. like when you wipe and there's a bit of brown on the corner of it but the rest is white. Shit that makes you say what the fuck. It sucked. I went home after that, took a shower/changed, and restarted my day.