The only two people temporarily banned right now are iFail and Hal.
lowballer either got a name change or his account was deleted by an admin (since we don't permenantly ban users anymore). I can't find a "lowballer" account anywhere.
While my ex girlfriend was off in Vegas stripping I got mad at a video game and pounded my fist down on the glass table.. It shattered into a million pieces. A couple days later I found a glass table for sale online with the same dimensions and I replaced hers but found out the glass was rounded on the edges and hers were squared off. Anyways it's funny because I never got caught.
I saw these last week and thought the same thing.. some little chinese kid is now a billionaire off some balloons, and they're probably the gayest most non-working toy ever but have a cool sales video on youtube.