I line them up outside, wait for them to dry and harden, then crush them up into a bucket. Then I dress up as the tooth fairy and go house to house sprinkling poop dust into people's showers around the neighborhood. Mostly on their loofas or cleaning rags, also towels because drying off with poop dust would be the worst thing ever. Imagine sitting in the office every few moments faintly catching a whiff of shit turds. Awful.