Orion
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And by "INTERDASTING", he means "You are a clod-kicking window licker." Just in case you were curious.
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Sex. Nice pick up, yo.
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<- Wants an m39 EMR badly.
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Scott has been playing Left 4 Dead 2, methinks.
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There it is. GLWS, if it WAS a manual, I would be interested.
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I live in Groveport, and I agree with this man. the taxes are stupid, cosidering how boned their school system is.
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Anthony acts like he's never seen my shit before. Protip, If you are in the same room with Ant and all is quiet, that doesn't mean he isn't farting. The only reason I don't get any sweet Anthony lovin anymore is genetics. With my afrolistic black man hair, and his nappy as Jew hair, we pretty much got velcro'd together evertime I boned him.
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Topless. Weak. Who's up for goin bottomless?
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OrionShee
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Just found a video of Nther91 playin xbox. he sure is mad.
Orion replied to Rustlestiltskin's topic in Dumpster
Notable accomplishments, for sure. I heard that he also has the CR record for bits of food, random flotsam, and the remains of his vaquished foes in orbit around him at one time. Given the size of some of the dudes who have graced this baor with their presence, that right there is no joke. -
Just found a video of Nther91 playin xbox. he sure is mad.
Orion replied to Rustlestiltskin's topic in Dumpster
This never works. If you don't care, and won't read, then why post? I am a big dude. I make fun of other big dudes. Eric helped me out with a jump on my GTO back in the day, so he has brownie points with me, but that doesn't mean I won't make fun of his jigglypuff. Also, it doesn't mena I won't laugh when he makes fun of mine. -
Bc wins, going away.
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In the quiet words of Osama Bin Ladin..."My bad."
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Given your already diagnosed fear of the "dark", as it were, I highly doubt that you would encounter me, let alone anyone else, in any unlit area at 10pm. If the above scenario actually played out in real life, I would show you my "slice".
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I know that you timid crackers instantly associate the term "scary as fuck" with "black", but in this case, you are mistaken. Carrot Top is indeed "Scary as fuck", even more so than your's truly*, but he is definitely not more "black". *Unless you are Chris Green trying desperately not to antagonize me into making you look more stupid than you are.
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And yet, I'm somehow blacker than midnight in a coal mine as well.
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Phils version of an ebattle Phil - "I'm the fucking man!" DJ - "You suck dick for wooden nickels." Phil - "Yeah baby, you fucking know it!"
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So, this is something you are proud of? This isn't going to be very fun.
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That must cost you a fortune in blowjobs.
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I keed, I keed.... Honestly, I usually have a great time at the meets. The only thing dumber than you guys on CR is you guys in person. Tons of shit for me to clown on.
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Because fuck you people.
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Clearly. How could I even begin to hold a candle to one who imitates Yoda whilst blatantly disregarding any petty rules regarding conjugation, capitalization, and sentence structure? I was once like you, Grasshopper. Learn from my example.
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Because I am so much better than you.
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Anthony once ordered me into his fields to pick his cotton. I told him I would get on that as soon as he finished bulding my pyramids.
