Orion

Waiting for an answer to this (hopefully one that I can read without getting a headache). Not holding my breath.

Ron Paul?

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Thanks, submitted it to "Cracked". We'll see what happens. Also, one of the articles I read about this said this; "If you stand under the trees, you will literally get hundreds of little spiders falling down onto you". *shudders*

Never have so many I.Q. points tried to help so few I.Q. points in the history of CR.

Actually, I saw that video as well. The Golden Eagle is like the worlds most gangster animal. It beat the hell out of the Honey Badger with only it's two feet.

Seriously? All the time? Were talking spiders here, not bag worms. Hell, I see a lot of bag worms driving around in Ohio.

Not sure if you guys were aware, but we are rapidly approaching the “end of the mayan calender” apocalypse. There have been numerous documentaries, articles, conspiracy theories, jokes, poems, limericks, songs and even one major motion picture devoted to the various and sundry ways that the world is going to be irrevocably changed and/or destroyed in the next year or so. Most of them center on some sort of natural disaster (mega-quake, supervolcano), cosmic catastrophe (comet/asteroid impact, alien invasion), our own self destructive nature finally getting over on us (nuclear war, biological nightmare weapon unleashed on public), or even supernatural occurrence (the sounding of the great trumpet, ley line energy eruption, MOTHER EFFING ZOMBIES!). However, I have discovered what truly will be the undoing of man. It has already begun in India, and it is far more terrifying than any of the aforementioned cataclysms (yes, even the zombies). Spiders. I’m not freaking kidding. Disclaimer, the pictures I am about to show you may cause you to spontaneously lose control of your bladder, bowels, or perhaps even your mind. http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-adult_34026_600x450.jpg “Sanjay? Sanjay! Dang it, that’s the last time I tell him it’s ok to go climb a tree…” http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-children_34027_600x450.jpg Perhaps I should be wearing this bucket on my head… http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-debris_34029_600x450.jpg The real reason flamethrowers were developed http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-water_34032_600x450.jpg I think I would actually be praying for MORE rain…. http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-close-up_34028_600x450.jpg http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/lhiannonshee/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-overview-mosquitoes_34031_600x450.jpg Those are trees. Trees that have, apparently, committed a sin against nature that is so dastardly that they have been possessed by a creature that is so gruesome that God/evolution has specifically created a portion of our brain just to ensure we have a healthy fear of them. Apparently, the monsoon season in India/Pakistan was so bad this year that they received ten years’ worth of rain in a week. No joke. It’s as if the world itself has decided that it is tired of calling customer service only to hear someone with a hindu accent try to convince it that their name is “Robert”, and it’s going to effing do something about it. When the entire country was treated to the second coming of Noah’s flood and somehow managed not to drown, God decided to up the ante with the above plague. The floods have taken their sweet time receding, and that has force millions, if not billions of insects into the trees, where it has quickly become apparent that in a microecosystem where only the strong survive, the spiders have got that shit on lock. Normally, spiders are very territorial, and notoriously cannibalistic (“Pay no attention to the struggling beneath the web, I’m just teaching the kids to mind their manners”), however they have quickly formed an alliance the likes of which the world hasn’t seen since chocolate and peanut butter. These are not even all the same type of spider, these are hundreds or thousands of different species, all living in relative harmony, probably even intermingling to create one super species of spider designed specifically to finish the job that the floods began. Each of these trees is a veritable cesspool of dirty, dirty spider orgies, the result of which will devour us all, screaming, while our insides are turned to mush and slowly slurped up like so many strawberry milkshakes. Save your last bullets for yourself.

Paging Wagner to the thread...

:lolguy: Well played.

Three times. Orion XXXL Athletic Dept.

Yeah, Orion is a bit OCD about stupid things like that. :fuuuu: Be Orion, refer to yourself in the third person like a bauce. :fuckyeah: Ask me about saving the game every 3 or 4 minutes so that I don't have to walk all the fucking way around High Hrothgar again. Seriously, Bethesda, you got loot, hire some programmers that can help you in the "game randomly crashes for no readily apparent reason" department.

Apology accepted.

*Le Sigh* BRB, going to go roll a new character... (Be Orion, play 5 hours before deciding this shit ain't working like I want it to)

More importantly, John, is that fact that this douche just called you, Eli, and I "dumb". :lolguy:

When I have enough money in my emergency account to cover the loss of the car. I.E., self insured.

True dat.

Does anyone have a good guide to this thing? a few hours in and I'm already overwhelmed.

Lawl. Thank you sir, you elicited a guffaw.

So one month ago.

Black Snake Moan.

Do not want pictures crack me the fuck up. Carry on.

Did not read the whole thread, only wanted to say this; In the first post, the two are compared statistically. My only question is, did you account for the fact that Tebow was not starting at the beginning of the year and that Cam was? If not, then you need to re-evaluate your comparison. That is all.

Nope. Sorry man. My heart belong to Eli.

I love you, Jess. No homo.