Good fight story, that meshes well with Bucky's recent "80's and 90's" thread...
This 8th grader was constantly messing with one of the 6th graders. Like to the point that even I was like, "dude, let the guy be for a bit, man." Well, turns out that this particular 6th grader had a brother that was a junior at the nearby highscool, and apparently, had gotten to the point that he had had enough, and told him about this guy that kept messing with him.
So, the Junior decides that he is going to meet the 6th grader and walk him home from school. Well, wouldn't you know it, the 8th grader is there, messing with the kid, roughing him up and generally being a douche. Well, the kids older bro isn't havin that shit, so he steps in and basically Force pushes the douche aside and says something to the point of "Mess with my bro again, and you are gonna be eating that backpack."
Being that the douche is surrounded by about 3 of his homies, he can't let this guy punk him (even though he is literally twice his size, and way more athletic) so he retorts with something like "fuck you, bish. Your bro AND you are both punks!", and it is on like the proverbial Donkey Kong.
The fight lasts about a minute, and it consists of, no joke, the 8th grader getting punched in the face about 30 times and basically by the end of the fight just trying to maintain his ability to stand up straight. The junior hit him real hard like twice at the outset, and then was basically just fucking with him, using him as practice for the rest of the throwdown. Finally, he had enough and decides to end this shit by hitting the douche with a punch that started somewhere in New Mexico, caught two buses, a train and a covered wagon and finally ended up on the douchebags grill.
Quite a crowd had gathered by this point, and when the douche finally hit the ground, it was quiet as a church for about 10 seconds. Finally, one of the kids watching cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled out...
"ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
And the rest of us fucking lost it. For the rest of the time we went to school with the douche, his nickname was "Everlast".