Orion

Yeah, I guess they call them "recluse" because they want to be LEFT THE FUCK ALONE. A lot of people I know mistake the little wood/funnel web spiders that we have trillions of here in Ohio for wolf spiders. NOT the same thing...AT ALL. Oh, and in case I forgot, fuck centipedes too. My new favorite show is "Monster Bug Wars".

Sorry to grammar nazi up in here, but the term you are looking for is "venomous". Plants are poisonous, spiders are venomous. And for the record, fuck spiders.

LOL. Fucking spiders.

QFT. Lame.

As a wise man once said, "Shwing".

I have no idea what dudes last girlfriend looked like, but it would have to be pretty bad for him to consider that chick an "upgrade".

Quadruple. Nice. I suggested the M3 for a couple of reasons; A. Almost everyone I know who has driven one considers it the gold standard for performance coupes, as close to the perfect "Drivers' car" as you can get for the price point. B. You can get one with tons of different options. SMG, Manual, or Auto, lots of color combos, yada yada... C. In his price range, it can be had BRAND NEW, warranty and all. A lot of the other cars suggested would be purchased used. D. It has a respectable aftermarket, if he decides he wants to go that route. E. It is comfortable enough to do pretty much anything he wants to do with it. I cannot speak to the stylishness quotient. In my opinion, they look sexy, but only he can decide if he likes the looks of it. If you are looking for someone to "talk you out of" a vette, my opinion is that vette drivers have a certain stereotype, and none of them fits you very well. You are educated, affluent, have a full head of hair, and are under 40 years old* (Vette guys, hate all you want, but you know I speak the truth) and honestly, there are tons of them on the road. Nothing about a vette is unique. Of the original two, I would have gone GT-R. *-I did not create the stereotype, I am merely aware of it. In much the same way that I am aware of the widely held opinion that no man that drives a "new" VW Beetle is anything but a tree-hugging, candyland skipping, friend of Dorothy. Of course, not ALL of them are, but really, is that something that you would knowingly embrace?

I feel like I need a mesh tank top and some Zoo-Bahs just to hang out in the chatbox.

Has anyone suggested a brand new completely loaded M3 coupe? Just a thought.

You had me up until this point. CR has ALWAYS been a shark tank, and we have ALWAYS eaten our own. (Hell, you barely survived yourself, so you know what I'm talking about) Now, had you said "Analbalism", I would have agreed. Especially considering the crop of fruitcakes that currently inhabit the chatbox.

Your English teacher hates you.

Wait, wut? Every single one of you in this thread is the new version of some douche who was here and got laughed outta the gym back in the day. The names and dates change, but the stupid stays the same.

Isn't there supposed to be a "select-start" in there somwhere?

I'm not sure what this is, only that it's terrifying.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vHlHED3sEvo/SMaj_E4KSlI/AAAAAAAAAAw/oB25S0hetRA/s400/wyatt_earp.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnYjj0W-2o38wckwKRAxiTX1Z-5D55yJCNYgI4P_MdHhHiqBNEww

That would have been far more epic, btw. And also more befitting the Horseman "Pestilence". JB, you may blame my misuse of the quote feature if you like, but that is akin to blaming your poor test scores on the fact that you cheated off of someone who isn't good at math. Now the teacher is going to think that you're laxy AND dumb.

Of course, I AM the coolest one. That, and I was trying to think of someone who looks like me. Everytime there is a triple post, an angel falls burning from the sky into my backyard, where I then smother it with barbeque sauce and commence to grubbin. At the rate this thread is going, by the time I get home, I am going to need an entire bw3's worth of wetnaps.

Do not forget the strategically placed rubber nipples.

I'll go with Death. Wait, is one of them black? If so, I'll be that one. Billy Bob Thornton as Johnny B. Corey Feldman can be Eli. We'll get Micheal Cera to be Kevin R. I'll talk to Cedric the Entertainer, he can play me.

Not bad, yo. But really, in a thread where the ultimate in medical prognosis ownage (by a REAL DOCTOR no less) has already been delivered, it may be a good idea to forgo the armchair psychology. Dammit, it's not a proper e-battle unless it goes 10 pages. Tilley, I would pay money to watch Hal do that. In fact, here's ten bucks, make it happen. If we go with the Four Horseman theme, there's no effing way that I can be "Famine".

Paging Kevin to the thread, graph needed! Hal shall forevermore be known as "Hal the Baptist", the one who foretold of the coming of the triumvirate, Eli, Tilley and myself, with Kevin reprising the role of the Apostle Paul. Come, all ye sinners, and be baptised in the fires of... ...The Kitchen!

Also, that was a great post by Tilley.

To quote a great man, "You cain't come in my kitchen, and kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Yo ass must be crazy!!!" -Terrible Terry Tate Sincerely, The Guy Who's Name Used to be on the Kitchen

I'm with this guy. Les Stroud > Bear Grylls