Orion
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I told him I was Hal-lergic to bullshit, and we both had a laugh.
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He told me to chill, he was just being Hal-legorical.
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I told him that that was a pretty serious Hal-legation.
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On Monday at work, all he could talk about was how much he had to drink. Said he swore his blood had become Hal-kaline.
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When the party started breakin up, I had to loan him a few bucks for a cab. That Hal-imony is seriously crimping his style.
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He was a total Hal-batross. All the girls liked him till he started talking.
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And there was this one guy that was a mathmetician. We couldn't get that dude to shut up about his Hal-gorithms, and Hal-gebraic expressions.
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Did I mention it was a costume party? My wife was Catherine, and my homie was Hal-exander the great.
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But after a while, we had to send that guy back to the firehouse for drinkin up all the booze. Turns out he was a total Hal-coholic.
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We got to laughing so hard that dude had to take a hit of his Hal-buterol to keep from having an episode.
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Anyways, we just tossed on an Inner Circle Hal-bum, and made fun of cops. That lightened the mood.
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Not sure if it had anything to do with it, but that douche was a Hal-bino, and probably just had a chip on his shoulder.
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The fire cheif was so mad, I thought he was gonna whup his ass all the way to Hal-aska.
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Funniest thing happened last time though, when he accidentally tripped the fire Hal-arm...
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And he likes his desserts Hal-a-mode.
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And man, if he comes to your party, you better stock up on the seafood. Dude can put away some Hal-balone's, for sure.
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And he always responds to my invitations to get down with such Hal-acrity.
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But he always remembers me at Christmas, when he sends me a Hal-mark card.
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Kinda fruity too, what with his ever present Hal-ter top.
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He's kinda bright, like a Hal-ogen lightbulb.
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Is Hal pretty tall? Or is he more of a Hal-fling?
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This thread is pure Halchemy.
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Halograph?
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Hal B. Sure?
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Haliburton?
