Orion

HAL 9000?

Halitosis?

I had no idea that you could access the internet from the register at McDonalds. That is indeed baller, sir.

Interesting. Proud of his ignorance. So is this kinda like when that Gretchen chick that sings country muzak was talking about how she's proud to be white trash? The similarities are striking. In fact, if you are a middle aged white women that looks 25 years older than she is, goes outside in a mumu and some fuzzy slippers with a non-filter hanging off your bottom lip with a glass of jack in your hand while wearing last nights tear stained mascara and lipstick that is far to red, then yes, I'd say it's just about a perfect match.

Not mad, per se, just trying to help an obviously "in need" youth get on a path that leads to more than "Clerks 3" script material. If Epic troll is not careful, Epic troll is all Epic troll is ever going to be. And really, you aren't all that epic. By your own admission, you're just one more douche who can't spell.

Look dude, this is the second thread you've done this in. Say it out loud before you post if you have to, but for the love of everything holy, at least pretend you graduated from high school.

Ben can take solace in the fact that neither of the cars that participated exists anymore. Heard a line from a movie once, "If within 15 minutes of entering a thread, you cannot identify the retard, it's because you are him."* *May or may not be a direct quote

Plus 1.

Bitches.

Post.

Triple.

Nighthawk and I raced one night. True story. And for the record, talking shit and then banning someone is old hat for the mods on this site. That shit has been happening since Anthony and I got in an argument about whos people made the better slaves.

Welcome to the machine.

Of that, I have no doubt.:lolguy:

Classic. I like this one, too.

Free bump. GLWS, wish I was in the market.

KRS. Saul Williams, if we are talking straight rhymes, not necessarily RAP. Kurupt. Busta. Outkast. I would take any of those dudes over Em. However, Em has serious appeal, which I can respect. I won't skip over pretty much any Eminem song in my playlist.

I hate myself for laughing at that. Well played.

When you say what?

24 hours of mans? That sounds really un-fun.

They were also in this thread like a year ago. Fail.

Your mom.

I am implying that, at the very least, THIS black man suffers from "boys hang low" ballz.

Ew. You know that they make a powder for that, right? I understand, though. Us black dude gotta wear the tight shit to keep from getting them wet every time we stand in front of a urinal.:dumb:

Amazingly smooth, beast? Like, "cue ball" smooth, or just "I used the dog clippers" smooth? Besides, I haven't started shit in here in a long time. I have relegated myself to droppin the occasional one liner and then jumping back into the crowd to observe. I'm like the old guy in the barbershop from "Coming to America"... "Thas right, he did whup Joe Louis' ass,".