i think i would slaughter a pig, disembowel it, and put it in a ditch. then i would show it to him and tell him that i was going to bury him with the pig. i would explain to him that the enemies of america will have everything denied to them, even paradise after death. i would film it as i threw him in the hole and then buried him. then i would make sure that every muslim extremist got the video.
im feeling particularly brutal this evening. i imagine ill be better in the morning.